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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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this is still some of the smoothest stealth combat gameplay i’ve ever seen in a fallout game and this madman is only level 5

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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

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STAR WARS: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) STAR WARS: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

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𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐕𝐎𝐋. 𝟐

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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thoughts while watching Pride & Prejudice 2005:

Bingley’s hair could rival that of a member of One Direction

I suppose in a way he was the original Harry Styles

Mrs. Bennet WOULD sell her daughters to One Direction

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It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

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statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

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Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office