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I logged onto this acc for the first time in so long and i hAVE A MESSAGE FROM JESUS JONES WHATthe fucCK???¿¿?

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Leaving tumblr c:

Okay so I’ve had an epiphany of sorts and come to realise that things like tumblr are really not important, and I need to start valuing the things that are important. So I’m not gonna be using this account, not for now anyway. 

Thank you kindly x

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everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you

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I genuinely think people, when on their own, should spend more time naked. I mean this is your human body as a living creature and you spend all your time covering it up. Gahh love your body, don't hide it.

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In my life why do I give valuable time to people who don’t care if I live or die

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I think the reason everyone likes Orange is the New Black so much is because we get to see everyone’s backstory and realize that even if they seem like a bad person, they’re still human and they have struggles and passions just like everyone else.

Except Vee. Fuck you Vee.

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I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

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aesthetics of gorillaz's albums

Gorillaz: zombie hip hop

Demon Days: spooky apocalyptic

Plastic Beach: love-sick tropical island

The Fall: sleepy sad tour diary

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but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

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feeling egg

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the most ridiculous part of all this executive suite thing is that your url changes just so everyone else knows that you’ve clicked the button. the world now knows you were weak and gave in to the button. it’s out in the open. everyone knows you have a cartoon printer asking you in comic sans ms if you need help reblogging a post. don’t try to hide it. they know. there’s no escaping. all hail the button.

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I want to set fire to Coppy and it’s been like 5 minutes omfg

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I had the sweetest, kindest, most beautiful Filipino Nanny when I was a child. She’d read me bedtime stories, teach me about her culture, give me baths and most importantly perform bitchin’ as fuck drum solos every night before tucking me in. I might not have known it at the time but that beautiful, graceful, middle-aged, Filipino woman was none other than Ringo Starr. And I think that’s beautiful.

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don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay