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need people to see this i feel insane

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the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets

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LOVE WINS???!?!??!?!

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THDI IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEE

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everybody in the notes

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Looks like someone got a visit from the autism fairy

this is the funniest way to point out a new interest

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Kung Pow Penising is now illegal

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still thinking about wolf 21

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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September 8th, 1966

Happy Birthday, Star Trek

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Vinegar eels are nematodes that live in fermented plant matter (like vinegar) and are usually raised as live fish food but to me they're just beautiful surreal pets. How are they so synchronized?!? How are these conveyer belt waves a bunch of ANIMALS!! In vinegar! They live in the acid made as bacteria break down fruit!! An alien planet is in this jar!!!

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Been getting into signing petitions here's another one with resistbot for requiring masks in healthcare cause yknow. Sick people and immunocompromised people in the same place, yeah

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It’s ok to be disabled and happy. Being disabled does not mean you have to constantly suffer.

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there is no one braver than those of us that navigate fandom spaces and also hate taylor swift. shes fucking everywhere

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In the early 70s Sesame Street was created with an eye towards educating poor, inner-city children for free, and became a massive hit with all children. In 2016, faced with going off the air forever after facing conservative efforts to destroy public broadcasting since basically its beginning, new episodes became a timed exclusive for premium cable network HBO. In 2022 HBO Max, newly merged with and taken over by reality TV channel Discovery, removed Sesame Street episodes and spin-offs from streaming as a tax write-off and scheme to avoid paying residuals.

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hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t reccomend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)