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#funny thing i actually thought he was called dark vader when i was a kid and hadnt seen star wars yet#then i grew up and realized oh no i just have auditory processing issues lol#queue
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I think my favourite bit of character development in 20020 is that Nine is, if anything, even worse than Juice, because while they’re both meme-loving fucks, Juice wears it on his sleeve, but Nine sneaks up on you with it.
#nine is the normal-passing friend that all too casually mentions their friend ''joe'' in a conversation#juice is the one who winds up the joke for like 2 paragraphs beforehand barely containing his laughter#queue
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[ID: Meme that says, “Therapy is nice, but 17776 is a lot faster and cheaper!” /end ID]
#all my therapists ever did was tell me to meditate and try to make me sign up for volunteer work#meanwhile 17776 and 20020 revolutionized the way i saw life in general#not only is it faster and cheaper it is also more effective lol#queue
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me showing up every monday wednesday & friday with no idea what a ““quarterback”“ is:

#ME ME ME ME ME ME#i know exactly nothing about hand egg but i will listen to satellites talk abt that shit all DAY#queue
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17776 and 20020 are good because its like “yeah so an apocalypse event happened and humanity can no longer procreate or age and mankind has ceased to evolve. we are three satellites so alone in the infinite black void of space. i love you. i love you. anyways here’s what sports look like now”
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the way 20020 brought up the fact that juice has an actual business position as the NFL commissioner or whatever and everyone who talks to him totally knows they’re talking to a sentient satellite and nobody even blinks. perfect comedy
#the devastatingly casual way in which people are just like "oh yeah satellites we just talk to em sometimes'' will never stop killing me#folks just be like ''oh yeah pioneer 10 i attended her lecture at uni'' and this is NORMAL#i want to live in the 17776 universe just so i can talk to rovers and satellites#forget immortality or whatever i NEED curiosity's opinion on pineapple pizza#queue
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pictures that make me foam at the mouth
#''i find it useful to remember that im french'' still hits like a truck a whole year later#mr bois im on the floor please#queue
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In love with the fact that Jon Bois wrote the world of 17776 as being without capitalism, but people still exchange money but it like. Doesn't mean anything but they like to do it
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how many guys does it take to change a light bulb?
one, with a football and a cannon on mount denali.
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hi folks
ok so i know its been like a year and NOT a couple weeks like my last post said but uh its been kind of a wild past 365 days. wont go into it but basically it technically has been a few weeks by now and so ill try to post some stuff idk how frequently because i have the time management capability of an asparagus but i'll do my best y'all thanks for sticking around also how are there like 20 more of you
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thanks for 103 followers and sorry i disappeared for a week
holy shit y'all, thank you so much.
100 followers is legit a milestone i never thought i'd reach, especially on a blog for little more than aimless rambling and reblogging memes. i really wanted to do something special for this occasion, but uh, my health has been not so good and i have been pretty much out of commission for awhile.
i’ve been really sick lately and had to go to the ER twice, they still dont know whats wrong with me but they gave me something for the pain and referred me to a specialist so maybe they’ll noodle things out there.
i’m taking a short break from tumblr, no more than a few weeks i promise. hopefully by then i’ll have this all fixed, i’ll be back to normal, and i can get back to posting that sweet sweet foobaw content. i’ve got some post ideas i’m working on, so sorry if i spam the tag a little when i get back.
thanks to anyone who read all this, it really means a lot to me to know y’all care. hope y’all are doing well, and happy holidays. stay safe out there folks!
-james
#not football#medical tw#doctors tw#hospital tw#hospitals tw#idk what to tag this someone tell me what i should tag thissss#uhhhhhh#ask to tag i guess#im blanking my meds are kicking in and i feel like im in a fucking airhead commercial#im just. gonna psot this before i end up rambling in the tags#oh actualkly no im gonna say it again thank you guys so fucking much yall dont know what this means to me#ALRIGHT NOW IM POSTING IT BEFORE I GET SENTIMENTAL IN THE TAGS BYE
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also posting this here mainly so i remember but
ive said before in the 17776 discord that i personally think 20020 is told from ten’s perspective and i just had a realization that could connect back to that
tldr on what im talking about; in 17776 we see how it is for nine when they wake up, in 20020 the only character we actually see fully wake up is ten when we get this whole scene here
and overall based on everything we see in 20020 i just think its more likely for it to be told from her pov,, ive seen people say its from juices pov but i dont think thats the case bc like especially in chapter 1, its almost as if the audience is following ten as she wakes up and she’s like “juice what the hell have you done”
anyway moving onto my main point here
so we all know that 17776 is told to us from nine’s perspective ok so on the 17776 page we see nine on the left makes sense doesnt it
so if we go and look at 20020’s page whos there this time it’s ten
i know this could just be a coincidence but ive been wondering for a while if theres any meaning behind that gif and im just like,,, thinking emoji
could be wrong either way
so if im correct here and this is some kinda connection,,, 20021 will probably have juice on it’s home page? maybe hubble but idk bro juice seems more likely
i guess we’ll just have to wait and find out
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i wonder if in 17776 they know who was the last person to be born & the last person to die. if there's a memorial to the last people to pass away, the people born just a little too early to be a part of eternity.
maybe every town has a little plaque somewhere, with all the names of their last inhabitants to die before the Moment. detailing the lives and loved ones of those final deceased, in an attempt to keep them alive if only in memory.
maybe folks have support groups to talk about it, share the stories of their loved ones who passed weeks, days, hours before humankind achieved immortality. how life cheated them, how unfair it all was. i wonder how one could go into forever without someone they promised their forever to?
#20020#20020 football#17776#17776 football#foobaw theories#sorry this ones a little somber#but i had this thought & now so do all of you#queue#death tw
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both this question and this response hit like a brick tbh
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THE FUTURE OF FOOTBALL LOOKS BRIGHT
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I wonder how crazy the Uno card games are, if Chess is crazy, how crazy are Uno? Did they add new cards? Do they take hours or days or even MONTHS just to think of which house rules they'll use to play the game? Are there more amounts of players that can play? Specific places you can play Uno because on how crazy it goes?!? ARE THERE PUNISHMENTS?!? In this essay I will-
man all the card games are probably crazy in the 17776 universe but i bet uno’s a real headache to play. there’s probably some wack nonsense like a “Draw 15″ card. the game comes in a briefcase instead of a neat little card box because there are so many cards now. reverse cards chained back and forth for hours with no end in sight. what are the rules? who knows any more, everyone plays their own rulesets. maybe there’s like regional variants like illinois chess, or like fast versions for stuff like parties where month-long uno marathons just arent viable? and then there’s ones for folks who are in it for the long haul that last years and years, with convoluted rules and extra cards for every individual possible scenario.
several people probs made fusion games with other card sets like pokemon and M:TG. bet there’s like a televised championship game called something like "Hell Cards" where they mash all existing card-related games together and they get like dozens of people to throw down and most of them just quit because the rules are so ridiculous and no one can keep up.
someone set up a hall of fame for all the most difficult and messed up rule sets for uno and the reigning champ for thousands of years has been the one where you can see your opponents cards but you can’t see your own. no one knows how you’re supposed to win that one and legend says the group of friends who invented the ruleset is still trying to finish that game even after all these years
#17776#17776 football#20020#20020 football#i am SO sorry it took me so long to get to this ask i have never played uno before in my life & had to go google the rules#and before you ask its not because im uncultured i just dont have friends lmao#foobaw theories#queue
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