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objectively the best found families exist on the two extreme ends of the competency scale: on the one end, extreme competence porn. everyone is so fucking good at what they do, and are so goddamn good at doing it, they all have high regards for eachother and their skills all complement eachother perfectly.
on the other end? half a dozen people, one braincell among them and it bounces around like a windows screensaver. whoever has it, doesn’t have it for long.
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Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
#air transmutation#explosive clay manipulation#can't be a archaeologist bc if i touch a clay pot theres a 50% chance it evaporates#and a 50% chance it explodes#killing me instantly :(
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it's not even glass houses. it's a glass apartment complex. when you throw those stones you're liable to take out at least a couple other blogs with you
Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation
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Mardi Gras Jade (#1f012c to #02b47f)
#when you're on mobile#so you wait a minute or two for the image to load#and then you realize#they got you again
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you've heard of Safe For Work Sasuke, now try: Load Bearing Sasuke! OSHA Approved!
remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign
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I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.
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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest
#got a really nice floral button down over a t-shirt#but please please please tell me my ghost outfit doesn't include the healthy layer of cat hair
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All I’m saying is there’s 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.
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don't know what this movie is about but hell yeah. @thedrrragon you're up

rules: you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. who/what is it?
Thanks for the tag @lawsandother @avsensio and @footballffbarbiex


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rené descartes: *thinks*
op: get tf out
dni if you are
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