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ㅤㅤㅤFINAL UPDATE:ㅤㅤㅤCAFE   IS   NOW   CLOSED;   THANK   YOU   FOR   YOUR   PATRONAGE !ㅤTHOUGH   THIS   BLOG   HASN’T   BEEN   AROUND   FOR   LONG,   IT   FEELS   LIKE   IT’S   BEEN   A   LIFETIME.   UNFORTUNATELY,   DUE   TO   SEVERAL   FACTORSㅤ[ INCLUDING   TUMBLR   DELETING   ONE   OF   MY   SIDE   BLOGS   &   MORE   IMPORTANTLY,   MY   RULES   NOT   BEING   FOLLOWED   FAR   TOO   MANY   TIMES   FOR   ME   TO   OVERLOOK ]ㅤ—   I’VE   DECIDED   IT’S   TIME   TO   MOVE   ON   &   START   ANEW,   AS   IT   FEELS   LIKE   THE   BEST   CHOICE   FOR   BOTH   MYSELF   &   THOSE   I   INTERACT   WITH,

ㅤㅤㅤALL   MUSES   ( FIFTY   OF   THEM;   I’VE   COUNTED )   WILL   BE   MOVED   TO   A   PRIVATE,   ALL-IN-ONE   MULTI;   SIDEBLOGS   WILL   ALL   BE   MADE   PRIVATE / PASSWORD   PROTECTED,   &   FOLLOWERS   OF   THOSE   BLOGS   WILL   BE   SOFTBLOCKED   ACCORDINGLY.   THANK   YOU   FOR   UNDERSTANDING,   &   FOR   BEING   PART   OF   THE   JOURNEY   HERE   ON   #THEFAERIESCAFE.   I’LL   BEGIN   FOLLOWING   MY   AFFILIATES   &   MAINS   ON   THE   NEW   BLOG   VERY   SOON;   I   WILL   ALSO   BE   MESSAGING   SOME   FOLK   THE   NEW   URL.ㅤFOR   ANYONE   I   LEAVE   BEHIND   FOR   NOW:   MAY   WE   FIND   EACH   OTHER   AGAIN   SOMEDAY,   PERHAPS   IN   A   NEW   SPACE   OR   TIME !

ㅤㅤㅤWITH   LOVE,   KRAEHE   💕

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In an attempt to make friends online, Kitty will send DM requests to others in Sinstagram. Of course, being a literal sex bot, her messages get marked as spam. She doesn't understand why :(

( What do you mean '💋Need satisfaction??? Xxx 🍆find me here for free👙18+➤ www.xxxx.com' isn't a good conversation starter? )

Then when her account gets shut down, and she has to make a new one, the captcha always stunts her. She has to ask either the VoxTek employees for help or she'll go to one of the Vees,

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ㅤㅤㅤUPDATE 01/17/2025:ㅤㅤㅤHELLO   EVERYONE;   PLEASE   HEED   MY   NEW   RULE   [ SCREENSHOT   BELOW ]   —   DUE   TO   TUMBLR'S   INCOMPETENCY,   I'VE   BEEN   STRUGGLING   TO   KEEP   TRACK   OF   MY   MUTUALS,   ESPECIALLY   WHEN   ONLY   MY   SIDEBLOGS   ARE   BEING   FOLLOWED.   WHILE   I   INITIALLY   DIDN'T   MIND,   THIS   HAS   BECOME   TOO   CONFUSING   TO   MANAGE...

ㅤㅤㅤTO   RESOLVE   THIS,   I’VE   DECIDED   TO   ENFORCE   A   NEW   RULE:ㅤMY   HUB   BLOG   MUST   BE   FOLLOWED   IN   ORDER   TO   MAINTAIN   MUTUALS.ㅤI’VE   ALREADY   SOFT-BLOCKED   ACROSS   ALL   MY   BLOGS,   SO   IF   YOU   FIND   YOURSELF   NO   LONGER   A   MUTUAL,   IT’S   BECAUSE   MY   HUB   BLOG   WASN’T   BEING   FOLLOWED.ㅤYOU’RE   MORE   THAN   WELCOME   TO   RE-FOLLOW   IF   YOU’D   LIKE !ㅤALL   PINNED   POSTS   WILL   BE   UPDATED   TO   REFLECT   THIS   CHANGE.ㅤTHANK   YOU   FOR   YOUR   UNDERSTANDING!

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THIS MEETING COULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL. › FIND ATTACHED: private portrayal of VOX, THE MASS MEDIA ITSELF as adapted from h.azbin h.otel, based in original lore. as assisted by doll.

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ㅤㅤㅤCAN   Y’ALL   IMAGINE   KITTY   RUNNING   A   POLITICAL   CAMPAIGN   &   IT’S   SOMEHOW   GOOD?ㅤGRANTED,   SHE   DOESN’T   GET   AN   OFFICIAL   SLOT   IN   THE   BALLOTS;   BUT   LIKE   THAT   ONE   CAT   FROM   ALASKA,   SHE   GETS   AN   HONORARY   TITLE   <3

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makeup by ariel ౨ৎ

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got @k17y on the mind, KITTY ON THR MIND -

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@k17y ; "i just wanted to make sure you're okay"

the familiarity he felt around her hade been difficult to navigate. so many of her little quirks and gestures reminded him of fizz ; and deep down, he knew it was only because she was programmed this way. however familiar she felt, she was still a stranger to him. in the moments where he found himself laughing carelessly or easily slipping into a conversation with her, he had to remind himself that she isn't fizz. she isn't fizz. she isn't fizz. and the guilt of unintentionally using her as a replacement eats at him.

if there's one thing he's learned since ruining his friendship with fizz, is that keeping people at arm's length is what keeps him from losing anyone else. so he keeps his walls up, even around her. a reassuring smile gracing his features as he meets her luminary gaze. "yup, doing great, kitty. do i not look okay?"

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Ariana Grande-Butera as GLINDA UPLAND Wicked (2024), dir. Jon M. Chu

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Fizz and Fizz

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Honestly... Kitty has a lot of dirt on the Vees (: Do you know how much your phone records you without you knowing? Video & voice; Kitty knows some shit,

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Kitty can inflate her breasts up to a D-size! Same thing with her booty; doesn't need to do it often, honestly, but it is an option on her unit [ recalling how canonically Fizzes can 'change' their body 'type' - at least, that's the impression from the commercial ] - nice to grope, very soft & malleable <3

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❝ fear is an illness. if you leave it untreated, it can consume you. ❞

   silence. silence comes to settle between them like morning fog when for a mere moment, angelic messenger does naught but stare — wide-eyed and perplexed. the mechanical puppet speaks ! well, of course she does. darling seraphim was introduced to her voice quickly enough. but this ? one almost dare believe it to be an independent thought ! how utterly silly, and wretchedly fascinating.

whose wisdom do you speak, little thing ? surely not your own, made from metal and wire as you are. naught but a speaker for creator's words ( not unlike herself, a traitorous voice provides, but is cast aside before it bears cursed fruit. )

   and just like fog, all quiet is dispelled with a gentle flutter of bright wings atop her crown and the soft bells of her laughter ( sharp edges hidden 'neath honey-thick sweetness ). ❛ oh gosh, well! I wager fear is the least of your concerns, considering... ❜ a glance to the side and a hand's vague, dismissive gesture towards their surroundings. barely veiled disgust sits 'pon a visage trying its best to remain cheery. ❛ there are plenty of other... things to eat you before fear does.❜

» PROMPT / accepting .

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BLOOD, BLOOD, GALLONS OF THE STUFF! @k17y sent: " that's a lot of blood. " / For Velvette

She grimaces as she steps over another ripped limb, only for her boot to lightly splash into another puddle of blood. "Yes. I can see that, Kitty," Velvette responds, her voice strained and her fists clenched.

She's going to fucking kill Valentino one of these days… You never see her making a mess of his fucking studio when she's pissed off and YET--

"Make yourself useful and start cleaning this up! This place needs to be in pique shape for tomorrow's show. I need COUTURE, not CARRIE!! So CHOP CHOP!" She orders the robot, clapping her hands together. "And when that's done, I'm giving your master a piece of my fucking mind!"

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NOT being a good girl today. barking and ripping things up and just freaking it