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making breakfast head cannon

David isn't that much of a morning person, groaning as he gets out of bed. The fact that he has you calms him. As you're doing things in the kitchen, he's very playful when you're busy. Due to his knowledge in martial arts, he often shadow boxes you behind your back. Giggling and teasing you by saying "aw, my poor baby" when he actually (and accidentally) hits you. Showing he's sorry by making sure you're okay. Kissing where he may have hurt you.

When cooking, hes absolutely focused. Using all of the spices in your cabinet, acting like he's a chef.

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i regret this sm

I regret but I kinda don't. This kinda personal but I was at a small party with friends and ended up hooking up with his skinny ass boy😭 istg I regret it but that's not the funny part. He was tryna whisper to me but his voice was so annoying so I turned on music AND I I'VE NEVER BLASTED MEGADETH SO LOUD OML😭😭

never mind this, you didn't read it

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His little bangs kill me

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Oh dear god I need 2000s Dave to fuck me hard bru. Like I need him to absolutely dominate me. I would worship and obay his every demand. He could cheat on me and I'd deserve it.

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I think I have a thing for egotistical men. Like guys who put on a tough guy act and hold up on it yk? Like guys that carry themselves as dicks but would never actively hurt you and mean it bc they have a heart of gold. And not those guys that act tough bc they're pussies.

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT JUST ME!!!

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I wanna put hickeys all over Duff Mckegans long ass neck.

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Imagine giving dave head, LIKE OML-..

He'd grip your hair and huff like a dog, looking down at you with pure pleasure while giving you praises through his teeth. Raising himself slightly and bucking a little when he's close.

I'm taking "rattle your goddamn head" AS AN ORDER-..

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The thought of a stoner bf Dave drives me crazy!!

Cuddling him in his bed, giving him kisses and all he can do is giggle with how high he is. Showing you his true self, smiling mumbling that you're pretty and that he never wants you to leave his arms. Telling you to shut up with the sweetest smile when you call him nicknames like "Davey" and "my boy"

UUUGHHH!! I NEED HIMMM

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just smth that's been on my mind

It's the early 70s, you're the new kid in high school and you've figured out all the cliques in said school already. Just keeping to yourself and not really participating much. You knew who David was. He was the kid that sat in the back of the class, talking in class with his buddies, always cracking a joke, being disrespectful and disruptive to the teachers. It was clear he didn't care for authority. Often admiring him from a far, seeing his little schemes. He did get in trouble a fair bit but he had gotten away with many other things, he was good. One day in PE class you line up always, with David messing around his friends, not even 5 minutes into the class and the teacher has to keep a quick eye on him. As your teacher calls out from his list of randomly selected pairs of 2 from his clipboard, he yells that you and David would be together. David's reaction being to fall back onto one of his friends, saying with an annoyed and slightly funny tone.

"Ugh!..- I can't go with that chick, she's a total space cadet.." His tone in a half sigh as he pushes himself off the friend. The teacher snapping at him to quiet down, before going back to explaining your activities for the day. Stating that you'll be moving into fitness section and will be focusing on doing small work outs.

The teacher tells you to go with your partners and start doing the warms ups written on the chalkboard. You start with sits ups.(one person getting into position and the other holding down the others feet to help them.)

Dave with a sigh, decides to join you. His facial expression stuck in that classic slightly sour face, Dave seemed to be annoyed as always. He sighed roughly asked.

"You wanna go first?.." He arched an eyebrow, starring daggers into you. You shrugged and then nodded, getting into position with Dave following your actions. He held your shoes down to the ground with a gentle but firm grip, looking away and looking more annoyed. You didn't look at him much, not wanting to make things more awkward then they've already become. Seeing how much he towered over you, the more sit ups you did, the more you realized how close your face gets to him. Holding your breathe slightly so he doesn't feel it, something that his very difficult to do when your goal is 20 sit ups. Nearing the end of your set, you feel your body getting tired and you start to huff. David hears your noises as you push, and he narrows his brows. This catches your eye and you look at him, his head turned and attention seemingly elsewhere, you continue. Letting out more small huffs, feeling a little embarrassed because of them. You get signal to him you're done and are ready to switch so he gets up, along with you. You make eye contact and you notice a slight pink tint on his cheeks likes he's hut, but that doesn't make sense. He didn't work out so is he blushing? You shrug the thought off and switch. Holding his shoes down, sort of trying to mirror his gentle but firm grip as before. Looking at him and realizing why he had his head turned slightly, after all it was a rather close angle. You could feel slightly heat on your cheeks as you looked away. He clearly worked out a lot, flying though the sit ups. As you waited for it to end, you start to hear Dave huff, the slightly heat returning to your cheeks.

You move on in the course, now doing push ups. You get on the ground and begin. Dave rolls his eyes and comments.

"Your form is terrible.."

He sees you don't do anything to fix it and sighs again, growing more annoyed as he neils down.

"Could at least do it right?..-"

"come on, lemme help you-.." He snaps at you slightly. Overcome with annoyance as he tries to help you. He forcefully but yet gently fixes your form, straightening your back by placing his hands under your stomach and over your back for a brief moment. His hands cold and a little rough, feeling them startled you. Making you gasp.

"Dude, what the fuck? I got it.." You say, sounding slightly defensive as you put your head down. Now starting to blush slightly. Dave stands up fully again and raises his eyebrows, realizing what he did.

"Okay, I'm sorry-..."

He feels embarrassed for a second, also starting to blush.

"Jeez-..." He mumbles, getting down beside you in preparation for his set of push ups. Just like sit ups before, he fly's through them while you can't keep up. Letting out huffs once again, Dave shortly follows after. This makes you less embarrassed as before. You hear Dave start to push harder, his breath sounding almost aggressive. As that blush intensifies you feel your stomach get slightly butterflies. Dave looks over to see you in a state, he chuckles slightly.

"Holy shit, you're face is red.." He silently blurts out, his tone sounding almost as if hes making fun of you.

"Shut up.." You snap, defensively. He finds it adorable and smirks slightly. You feel his eyes still on you and try ignore his gaze once more (a rather easy task).

(THIS FEELS SO UNFINISHED I'M SRRY") this is an old draft that was sitting in my notes for a while. Idk if writings really for me or not lol.

Ps; Happy holidays!

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i found this old Nintendo theme that was created by megadeth, an intro to a game. Hearing Dave panting was a little much but THOSE LITTLE SOUNDS HE MADE- ... Like, I can't help but to blush and I don't know why

(Title of the game is "Duke Nukem" I believe and you can find it on Spotify and yt)

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headcannon or whatever

(Im writing with long nais and I'm a pretty tired) okay, so as someone who's had medical marijuana, I recognized some things in this interview. So at the start of this, they boys are walked in on, seemingly watching something inappropriate and they all frantically rush to cover it up. They way they wobble stood out to me a little, I've grown suspicion that perhaps the boys are stoned, really. And they are wearing sun glasses to cover up their red eyes. Somethings Ive noticed is dave going to a more deep side (all though I do love it when he does) and babbles slightly.(sometimes I find myself doing that, while I'm high) Dave being most layed back and relaxed then usual, not putting on the mocho guy act. Even the boys are acting layed back, letting Jr do all the talking for them (I highly doubt david did all that many drugs).

This took me so long 😭 I love and hate acrylics sm.

(I find the idea of a stoned Dave adorable, I'd be the best tripsitter for him)

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screaming rn

I literally need this man in between my legs bru, like it's crazy. I cannot express how much I want him to eat me out, feeling it's fluffy hair balled up in my hand. Oml this man driving me crazy.

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𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝:𝙰𝚗 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚎

okay, you're in a public setting and you catch Dave's eye. The man having to take a second look while walking with bandmates. Dave stares at you discreetly from a far and notices how perfect you are to him. Junior sees Dave's gaze is locked on you and rolls his eyes, behavior like this often expected to come from Dave but this time it's different. Dave finds you absolutely perfect, the sight of you getting better and better as he gets lost in the moment. Noticing your beautiful curves and features from a far.

The thought then pops up in his head "i gotta meet this chick.."

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜! 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚔𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 :/

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every time I see a new photo of my favourite old man I say yippe and jump ten foot in the air