1morebone
1morebone
The Fucking Puttanesca
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馃敒-VTM RP blog-Ivano Puttanesca, he/him, 9th generation Giovanni, embraced 1921. Maine by way of Jersey. Gay and good with either ghosts or fighting.
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1morebone 2 days ago
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[Bismuth was able to get *up* the telephone pole to get at a bird... she does not know how to get down]
She won't stop yelling, I'll go get a ladder. Idiot cat.
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1morebone 4 days ago
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[Moose wagged his tail near your glass of blood... and your laptop]
NO! Now I need a new one and Cesare won鈥檛 like this.
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1morebone 5 days ago
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Haunted Books
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1morebone 5 days ago
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They have dogs too
[video of Bryce and Vittorio losing a fight to an injured Wapiti]
Those two couldn鈥檛 find their asses with both hands, a map and a GPS.
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1morebone 5 days ago
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[video of Bryce and Vittorio losing a fight to an injured Wapiti]
Those two couldn鈥檛 find their asses with both hands, a map and a GPS.
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1morebone 6 days ago
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Bismuth thinks people need to see her butt.
[You wake from daysleep to CAT BUTTHOLE in your face]
Bismuth, NO!
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1morebone 6 days ago
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[You wake from daysleep to CAT BUTTHOLE in your face]
Bismuth, NO!
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1morebone 10 days ago
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Dogs can't have that!
[Moose is gassy, each time he farts he barks furiously at his ass]
I don't think we should give the dogs cheese.
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1morebone 10 days ago
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[Moose is gassy, each time he farts he barks furiously at his ass]
I don't think we should give the dogs cheese.
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1morebone 13 days ago
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im tired of him
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1morebone 16 days ago
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[Bismuth has coughed up a stink bug, the stinkbug is offended]
Disgusting.
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1morebone 17 days ago
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[Moose has found copious amounts of mud. After walking into the freshly cleaned parlour, he shakes]
[way too much yelling in Italian]
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1morebone 17 days ago
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Why are they afraid of birds and not of, oh, invisible idiots who come in to steal stuff?
[Two Turkey Toms are fighting in the yard]
What is it with birds and my yard?!
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1morebone 17 days ago
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The dogs are hiding from the birds!
[Two Turkey Toms are fighting in the yard]
What is it with birds and my yard?!
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1morebone 17 days ago
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[Two Turkey Toms are fighting in the yard]
What is it with birds and my yard?!
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1morebone 17 days ago
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He鈥檚 having fun.
PEENT! PEENT!
[a woodcock is displaying in your backyard]
That鈥檚 just a bird and not doing anything?
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1morebone 17 days ago
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PEENT! PEENT!
[a woodcock is displaying in your backyard]
That鈥檚 just a bird and not doing anything?
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