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are you in a good headspace to be kicked down a flight of stairs and tied down and beaten up and chained to a radiator and injected with a cemical 😁🫶
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#age restriction for portland xmen drag show#fuck me its 21+#ive got to wait an entire year#villian orgin story i couldnt wait a year ig#maybe im just a villain for that year#and then after im good
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Man idk how im gonna do in dorms ive been left at home for like one week and im already not really making meals
#last night i ate 1 spam musabi and a handfull of blueberries and cherry tomatoes#also im all out of spam it was my meal the last 3 days#that and cornbread#theres eggs but like#ughghgh
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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they
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'yeag' is a typo to YOU but to me she conveys a feeling that 'yeah' does not
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She said she had God in her heart
but I looked
and I couldn’t find him
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the popularity of the -core suffix has resulted in people using "grindcore" to tag posts about how hard their studying for their exams so maybe we should wrap it up
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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with
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one kiss please

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kinda wish I had taken a photo of these before, but I’ve been doing some visible mending on my clothes recently :) the fashionable distressing had turned into slightly less fashionable gaping holes lol
thought it would be fun to try and continue the tree print onto the pants themselves to make it look like they were growing out—I’m not terribly good at embroidery bc I don’t do it very often but I think it turned out well!! yay :) I left some of the frayed edges in bc I liked the look, and I’m pretty happy with that decision \o/
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there’s something almost sexual about jacking off
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