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goodnight oomfies <3 cat tax under the cut

#this is not my cat btw its an outdoor cat that lives on my street#i fed him a few times so he loves my apartment lol#this pic is from like 30 mins ago
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im fucking crying at the 8 str stat gale sweetie its ok she’ll look past it <3
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lmao
he got all the most important ones see this is why im saying ashley lucked out in this whole marriage scenario
#i think he will definitely make her laugh#even if he’s not funny she’s giggling and twirling her hair
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bad influence representation (halfsies on DILF because he's not a dad but he thinks the ILF part applies + rom com because she has to deal with his commentary as a trade-off)
the ILF part absolutely does apply i fear
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drops this on the dash. scurries back into my mouse hole.
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WILL THEY, WON'T THEY RELATIONSHIP PROMPTS * for the people that just won't admit they're in love!
i didn't want you to go alone.
i can't do anything without you.
could you ever imagine us together?
how long have you been sitting here?
sorry if i fall asleep on your shoulder.
you're not like everyone else.
is this a date?
you have no idea what i'd do to keep you safe.
i brought you a coffee, just the way you like it.
could you not see i was flirting?
i should get going.
you're the only one i can turn to.
they thought we were a couple.
they were playing that song the night we met.
let's cook something together.
you're special to me.
i think i'm falling in love.
when did you get here?
i missed you more than you know.
you take the umbrella. i'll be fine.
i'll come pick you up. stay right there.
you're my missing piece.
let me see the menu. we could just split something.
i deleted all my dating apps.
there's only one bed.
i won't let anything hurt you.
i'll walk you home.
you said you were hungry, so i brought you something.
there's something i've been meaning to tell you.
you smile when you're nervous.
i get it. you're not interested.
have you ever considered... us?
nothing will ever be the same.
you're the only person who understands me.
was that flirting?
it would mean a lot to me if you stayed.
do you need a hug?
it's all right. i was happy to do it.
do you remember how we met?
i'm here for you. whatever you need.
do you need a lift?
never leave me again. do you understand?
you're my best friend.
you take the bed, i'll take the couch.
maybe i'm already interested in someone.
i'm on my way over. be there in ten minutes.
i don't want to overstay my welcome.
that looks amazing on you.
i'm not going out with them anymore.
i'm just a phone call away.
yes, i was flirting with you.
keep it. you need it more than me.
it was just one kiss.
you changed everything.
you can lean on my shoulder if you want.
i hate it when you leave.
can you walk me home?
you mean so much to me.
stay right there! i'm coming! i'll help!
i'm in love with you! i've been in love with you this whole time!
maybe i could make us breakfast in the morning.
you could hold my hand if you'd like.
wish you didn't have to go.
call me when you get home? so i know you're safe?
i forgot to tell you. we broke up.
check your front door. there's something waiting for you.
you could spend the night.
we're alone now.
need a ride?
that meant a lot to me, you know.
i don't know what i'd do without you.
do you feel the same way?
you... love me?
do you want to come inside?
you deserve better than that.
here, take my jacket. it's freezing.
this song reminds me of you.
are you dating someone?
i didn't know who else to turn to.
do you really have to go?
i don't understand what you do to me.
i won't let anyone lay a hand on you.
were you flirting with me?
i hate saying goodbye.
what happened between you two, anyway?
they shouldn't talk to you like that.
all this time i've been in love with you.
i won't say anything if you don't.
i remembered your order, by the way.
they think we'd make a good couple.
guess we have to share.
i brought you soup.
did you just say i love you?
it's just us now.
i could use a hug.
you are the single most important thing in my life.
i don't know how i survived for so long without you.
we could go on a date.
i've never felt this way before.
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“nobody knows what it's like to be us.” [ @rockerb0y. ]
“yeah, it's a lot of pressure sometimes, huh?”
not that ashley's ungrateful. that's the last thing she'd want to be accused of. she knows what she has, how lucky she's been. sometimes she's even ashamed of her silver-spoon upbringing, how she's never had to want for anything. sometimes it feels like the weight of it all is just way too much for such a small frame to carry. still, though, she carries it and all it comes with – every stuffy press event, every suited politician she shakes hands with, every camera flash and invasive interview question.
oh, well. at least johnny's expectations of her aren't so hard to maintain.
she sighs and leans back, gazing up at the blanket of stars above them. “you ever wanna be, like, i dunno… normal? is that stupid?”
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almost sunday so i’m thinking about ashley and her cute lil lingerie sets again
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i love how i rb nsfw memes but actually trying to write smut for this blog is legit like pulling teeth
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who wants to ship
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@illuzijan [ continued. ]
ashley wrings her hands together beneath the table. it's not like her — socialite, butterfly — to flounder for words.
“my— my story?”
she's still trying to move past that ' enviably uninteresting ' comment, torn between offense and morbid curiosity.
“well… i'm a poli-sci major, i grew up in d.c., uh…” god, she really is boring, isn't she? at least she has this: “my dad's charles graham. so… y'know, whatever." she barrels past her own mundanity and turns the question back around. “what's your story?”
#₍ ₀₀₁ ₎ . 𖥔 𓄿 ₊ ⊹ in character.#illuzijan#when u feel a lil insulted so u pull out the President Dad card
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fucking around w my formatting style so if u notice nothing being consistent on this blog No You Didnt
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“‘kay, well, it's not like they grabbed me a change of clothes on the way out! ” though ashley knows harley's right, and running in these heeled boots has started to feel like stepping on nails, indignance still runs bone-deep. “i mean, i thought about taking something off one of the, um, y'know…” corpses. “but, like, ew. no.”
@1stdaughter.
“ doll, i’m sayin’ this with all the love in my big, busted heart, okay ? you look cute as button in that schoolgirl geddup, but that skirt’s got’cha moving like you’re sneakin' snacks past a bloodhound nun. ”
#₍ ₀₀₁ ₎ . 𖥔 𓄿 ₊ ⊹ in character.#madpractique#ashley is getting rly good at running in heels so that's a plus
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YOU'RE NOT ALIVE 'TIL YOU START KICKIN'
self - indulgent multi - muse. overrun by ocs. open to most fandoms. fluctuating activity. written by lee.
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anyone have good recs for graphics comms… i want an overhaul so bad but im #lazy
#₍ ₀₀₂ ₎ . 𖥔 𓄿 ₊ ⊹ out of character.#i’d prefer to go w someone that a beloved oomf has comm’d before so i know there are good reviews n stuff lol#but im open to every suggestion
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hey … what if they kissed … 👉👈
what if 🤔🧐 you were both running 🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼 from the horrors 👹🦟🪳😨 and you fell in love ❤️💞😻 and kissed on a jet ski 😘✈️🎿💋
#fightfected#₍ ᵈʸⁿ : fightfected ₎ . 𖥔 𓄿 ₊ ⊹ ashley & leon.#serious rp blog#i was gonna write a real kiss but im not known for doing that (writing)
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good morning oomfs say it back <3
#₍ ₀₀₂ ₎ . 𖥔 𓄿 ₊ ⊹ out of character.#its sunny out. i closed last night so i shouldnt be in such a good mood but Its Sunny Out
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