The pjo series would be alot shorter if we gave Grover a gun. Not Annabeth or Percy or fuck else, just Grover crying hysterically as he fucking shoots the fuck outta people.
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now wondering at what age riptide unlocks because like
a eight years old percy: no thats just a small innocent child and they could never wield me, child lock activated
a very much twelve years old Percy: now that's a fully fledged warrior if I ever saw one, time for slaughter
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‼️ chalice of the gods spoilers ‼️
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ken is just ken.
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“There is no winner in dnd” you are so wrong it’s laughable, the winner is whoever can make the dm create the most new rules
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Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing
Back when God was still listening
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Double ended fleshlight so we can both be tops and make out at the same time
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good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......
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ngl sometimes have a sight hound is like having this irl living in your home
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god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass
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my cuck of a half brother tried to talk my dad into paying for microsoft word in 2021. i don’t think so buddy.
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You think THATS a denim jacket?
Surely you
Jest
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