2-dsimp
2-dsimp
Yandere Lover
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https://ko-fi.com/weebsimp/21/ multi fandom enuthiast and digital artist This is an Yandere SFW/NSFW BLOG! ✨🅸🅽🅱🅾🆇: ❻❺❶✰𝙿𝚂𝙰: 𝚈’𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚌𝚜! (𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚝/𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖/𝚎𝚌𝚝/ 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. ) 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚞𝚣 𝙸’𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚇𝙳
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2-dsimp · 5 days ago
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Ask and you shall receive lol. Introducing Umae the snow leopard. Who happens to be your long distance boyfriend. And is terribly needy for his little spot.
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2-dsimp · 5 days ago
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yo yo you i need more of domno pleaseeeeeeeee
The aftermath of the “one night stand” Will you forgive him for being a silly boi?
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2-dsimp · 5 days ago
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Celebrate Father’s Day with Quio and his daughter Peina~
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2-dsimp · 8 days ago
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I will happily be munching on this delicious art for my dessert. Thank you for the gracious meal I shan’t squander it! I love your art style the line art is so smooth!!! \(*≧∀≦*)
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do with these what you will
@2-dsimp
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2-dsimp · 9 days ago
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What if we cheated on Nokka and got pregnant…what would he do
Tw: cheater! Wife, infidelity, mentions of torture, platonic yandere!
It’s not a matter of what Nokka would do it’s a matter of what his bestfriend Quio would do. And yes he’d know, from the surveillance team he sent to check in on his friends wife. Since he knows what a knucklehead Nokka could be if any harm was done to you. However, after word came in that his bestfriends wife was cheating on him and conceived of a bastard pregnancy.
Before Nokka even has a chance to find out, you’d already been shipped off to some foreign land to be dealt with in the worst torturous ways ever. Quio already had a alibi planned out thinking it’d be best to write off how you were involved in an unfortunate accident. That way Nokka’s image of his wife wouldn’t be tarnished by your disgusting actions.
He doesn’t give a damn if you’re pregnant, Quio is a ride or die, for his first ever real bestfriend that he’s let into his heart. Walls down n all And he’d be damned to let a cheating bitch ruin his friends livelihood. He’s mercilessly foul when it comes to his family, you won’t know the lengths of what he’d do. And even if you had an inkling of it, no matter how much you plead for mercy. It’ll already be in motion before you can even think to beg for a quick death.
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2-dsimp · 9 days ago
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A bit of TMI but the other night, my bf and i made a few sex tapes. He loved it but I can't get over the fact how plumpy I look 💀 he assured me that he loves how I look despite how chubby I am. Funny enough, he's kinda built like Nokka except more lean. I can imagine Nokka and wife making a sex tape, and after reviewing it, wife feels insecure how her body looks 😭
Tw: suggestive! Chubby fem wife
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Well that’s okay chubby! Wife will get all the positive reinforcement from her doting husband. That’ll force you to watch the sex tapes you’ve made making you look at the close ups of your plump body jiggle. Underneath the rough palm of his hands greedily groping every inch like it was elastic play dough.
Talking you through it, groaning about how soft, thick, and pliant you are for him. Nokka would praise you especially for being such a good chubby bunny taking all he has to give you. He won’t stop, nor will he ever stop drilling into your pretty empty head that you’re gorgeous by design. And all that fatty goodness is his for the taking to mark, bite, and caress as he pleases.
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2-dsimp · 9 days ago
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Hii, I know I sent this on the dc already but I wanted to make sure you saw it ♡♡♡
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2-dsimp · 18 days ago
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I... I can't stop thinking about Koji laying me down on the table and drawing up the lines on my body along with notes about what he needs to do to make me perfect.
This is really giving Dr. Steinmen from bioshock 👀
I mean he wouldn’t be opposed to operating on you. You could probably get free surgery from him if you play your cards right in begging. Though personally he already thinks you’re the perfect specimen.
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2-dsimp · 18 days ago
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Imma fart on Nokka’s pillow to give him pink eye for being rude
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REF DO SOMETHING 😭
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2-dsimp · 18 days ago
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Ayo that Evon x male reader ask 😳
I think our boi wouldn't jerk off mc 😩 he would restrain him and suck him dry like literally
..And then pump him full 😭 help my fujoshi soul aaahhhhhhhhh
Tw: male reader! Suggestive NSFW MDNI
Honestly, there’s nothing Evon wouldn’t do to his darling next door neighbor so you’re partly right.
But there’s methods to his madness, he’s delusional in a sense that if male darling was struggling to get off. And he saw that from their window that they’re not getting enough nearly enough stimulation to bust a nut.
Only then would he come out of his hiding spot, slipping through the cracks of the window. If only to be of great assistance to the cause. Totally not because he got two hemi stiffys just from hearing your low groans from how pent up you were. Not to worry he’ll remedy that pesky frustration real soon.
That way you wouldn’t get mad if he casually propped your legs over his shoulders to give that good hawk tuah to your neglected limp cock. And who knows maybe you’d give him a treat for good effort. Which is obviously your cum.
The naga could worry about you possibly panicking about how there’s a literal stranger in your bed giving you head later. Since he’s a one track mind to see to it that you see stars from emptying the sperm clip from your balls.
If that’s not enough well he’s got two hemi penises that’ll be sure to do the job being stuffed inside that cute little hole of yours.
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A/n: lmao I tried _| ̄|○
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2-dsimp · 18 days ago
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Tw: MDNI NSFW, fem reader!
Imagine being in a long distance relationship with your snow leopard boyfriend. And the moment y’all meet irl Umae’s on you like white on rice. He takes you to his dorm room that looked like it was under construction.
From the angry claw marks on the walls, broken windows, questionable red stains, it was a personalized rage room. Aside from his nesting area he made with the used panties and clothes he begged you to mail his way in boarding school.
He gently tossed you onto his den muscles rippling as he hunched over you. You noticed scattered pocket pussies that looked to be broken from rough use.
You happened to grab one that was recently broken in, a finger swiping to collect some of his thick cum. And he had the audacity to look all embarrassed nosing his snout to the crook of your neck. His long spotted fluffy tail thumping upon the floor as he let out soft chuffs.
“Umae, you broke our promise… you couldn’t wait a week till I came back to empty your loads huh?” You tsked, feigning disappointment as you lightly tugged on his round ear, eliciting a throaty groan from your hunky leopard hybrid.
“M’sorry little spot, my rut came early I had to use those or my cock would’ve broke under my swollen knot.” Your feline boyfriend would sniffle, looking all defeated. Though his hips betrayed his earnest apology rutting his fat furry bulge against your scantily clad mound.
“I know I did something really bad, forgive me for being a horny dummy, I can make it up to you I promise…” Umae murmured needily, his big beaned clawed hands making biscuits at your chest, playing with the malleable flesh.
“I can smell the heat on you, your tummy is feeling empty right?” He’d pant desperately, his sheath hanging low and his pink heavy shaft was already peeking out. To happily greet his favorite hole from such a long hiatus.
“If you’d only let me, I can stuff you full again just like you’re always meant to be, pretty please my owner?” You could smell the musky stench permeating the air, Umae looked so adorable despite being a giant hulking snow leopard. Who could easily crush you underneath his weight and snuff you out from the fluff puffed out upon his chest. But he was trembling doing his best to hold back from just taking you right then and there…
You suppose you had to give your big fur baby some nip once in awhile for good effort.
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2-dsimp · 18 days ago
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Xavier with a darling who really loves affection both giving and receiving it. They’re like a cuddly puppy, never missing a day of giving him affection. Till one day when they come home from work they don’t immediately hug him, instead going to their room to cry from just having a rough day and being very overwhelmed.
Darling didn’t know how’d he react to them crying so it’s why they went to their room.
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Xavier won’t fuck around when it comes to you crying from something other than his doing. Plus he wants to know what the fuck cut into his snuggle time with his dollface.
The poltergeist’s like a feral feline when it comes to not getting those hugs that make him feel all mushy inside. So he’ll definitely have an attitude not at you. But at whatever inconvenienced his puppy from giving him the affection. He acts like he doesn’t care for but is actually feinding for deep down.
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2-dsimp · 22 days ago
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asdsdsfhsgadsa can you draw koji with collared darling plz
stemming from that other anon's ask, the darling over did it and now they're collared and on a leash.
im not saying i want it, but im not saying i dont-
*heavy hyperventilation*
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If you’re indecisive then you’re in luck cuz your yandere medic! Will be happy to think for his pretty pet should they struggle to decide things for themselves.
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2-dsimp · 23 days ago
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I mean, if Fredrico is willing to give me juice box (preferably apple or strawberry kiwi) I'll be his juice box (which in his case of preferred is blood and um...in-between leg stuff lol)
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Oh he’ll be sure to replenish his precious bloodmare, all you gotta do is close your eyes and let his fangs sink in deep into your flesh.
He’ll take care of the rest.
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2-dsimp · 24 days ago
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⤷ D͛a͛n͛n͛y͛ t͛h͛e͛ B͛o͛s͛s͛
🔞 Pet Play
Luring him out his room
Jelly over games
🔞 Special Sauce
Would you love me if I was a raccoon
Spoiling him
Raising a Yan Kid
|Male reader! fluff|
🔞 NSFW Alphabet DEW
|Your No1 Fan|
|Missing you|
|No cosplayer crushes allowed|
|Influencer darling|
|🔞Moaned the wrong name|
|🔞Loves your thighs|
|Jealous of 2d characters|
|🔞Petplay|
|Lure him out|
| you cosplay as his fav character|
|Darling thirsting after him|
|Bite him, he’ll like it|
|🔞You made a mess|
|A gifter darling|
|Ghostface|
|Danny stans|
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2-dsimp · 24 days ago
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Yandere! Hitman team
⤷ D͛a͛n͛n͛y͛ t͛h͛e͛ B͛o͛s͛s͛
✰Mᴇᴇᴛ Dᴀɴɴʏ ᴛʜᴇ Bᴏss ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Hɪᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴏғ ᴍɪsғɪᴛs. ʜᴇ ғᴇʟʟ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ sɪɢʜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ sᴀᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏsᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴄᴏɴ ʜᴇ sɴᴜᴄᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ. ᴏᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀɴ ɪs ᴀ ʟᴀᴢʏ sʜᴜᴛ-ɪɴ ᴏᴛᴀᴋᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜɪs sᴏʟᴇ sᴀғᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ.
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⤷ Ḃj̇ȯṙṅ ṫḣė Ṡṫṙȧṫėġi̇ṡṫ
ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ʙᴊᴏʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴀᴛᴇɢɪsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ. ʜᴇ's ᴍᴇᴛɪᴄᴜʟᴏᴜs ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴍᴏᴛᴛᴏ ɪs " ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪs ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ". ʏᴇᴛ ʜᴇ's sᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴘᴀʏ ᴀ ᴠɪsɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ, ʜɪs ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʙᴀʀɪsᴛᴀ. ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʜɪs ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʀɪɢʜᴛ, ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʜᴇ's ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴏᴜs ᴛɪᴘ.
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⤷ Ṁöṛöṡ ẗḧë Ṫöṛẗüṛër
ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴏs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏʀᴛᴜʀᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ. ʜᴇ's ᴀ ᴍᴀᴍᴀ ʙᴇᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪs ᴏғᴛᴇɴ sᴇᴇɴ ʙᴀᴋɪɴɢ sᴡᴇᴇᴛs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀs ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟs ʜɪs ɴᴇᴡ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʜɪs ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴛᴜʀɴs ᴜᴘsɪᴅᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜɪᴛʟɪsᴛ.
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⤷ Y̦̲̩̪̺͋̀͐̏̋u͓̯̺͙̻̒̓̌̎͡j͙͉̜͚̙̍̌͞͝i̡̫̭̮̅̔̇̚͠n̡̦̞͓̪̓͌̋̚͝ ţ̨̞̲̎͆͘̕͠h̨̟͔̣̣͊̄̇̏̿e͖̖̤͙̅̈́̏͌ͅ H̨̟͔̣̣͊̄̇̏̿a̛͎̼̳̪̔͂̃͞ͅc̺̤̭̓͑̇̆̀̈͢ͅḳ̨̮͔̞̒͑͑̃͑e͖̖̤͙̅̈́̏͌ͅŗ̘̞̗̈́̆̍͆̋͠
ᴍᴇᴇᴛ Yᴜᴊɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ. ʜᴇ's ᴀ ɢᴏᴏғʙᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɪs ɴᴏᴛᴀʙʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇsᴄʜɪᴠɪᴏᴜs ғᴜɴ. ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜɪs ʙᴏɴɪғɪᴅᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ ᴋɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪɴ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀss ᴇᴠᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ.
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⤷ O̥ͦs̥ͦs̥ͦi̥ͦḁͦn̥ͦ t̥ͦh̥ͦe̥ͦ S̥ͦn̥ͦi̥ͦp̥ͦe̥ͦr̥ͦ
ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴏssɪᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sɴɪᴘᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ. ʜᴇ's ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ɴᴀʀᴄᴏʟᴇᴘsʏ ʏᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ sᴛᴏᴘ ʜɪᴍ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sʜᴏᴏᴛ ʜɪs sʜᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ, ʜɪs ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ ᴄʀᴜsʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠɪᴇɴᴄᴇ sᴛᴏʀᴇ ᴀs ʜɪᴍ. ʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴʟʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴅᴇ ᴊᴏʙ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ.
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⤷ V̆̈ĭ̈n̆̈c̆̈ĕ̈n̆̈t̆̈ t̆̈h̆̈ĕ̈ Ĕ̈n̆̈f̆̈ŏ̈r̆̈c̆̈ĕ̈r̆̈
ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴠɪɴᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴғᴏʀᴄᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ. ʜᴇ's ɢᴏᴛ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ʀᴇᴛʀɪᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪs ᴏᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ ᴀ ᴇᴀsʏɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴇᴍᴘᴀᴛʜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀʟᴋɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs. ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴀʟsᴏ ʙᴇᴀᴛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴄʜʙᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʀʏ ʜɪᴍ, ʜɪs ᴛᴇᴀᴍ, ᴏʀ ʏᴘᴜ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ.
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⤷ K̑̈ȏ̈j̑̈ȋ̈ t̑̈h̑̈ȇ̈ M̑̈ȇ̈d̑̈ȋ̈c̑̈
ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴋᴏᴊɪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ. ʜᴇ's ᴀ sᴀᴅɪsᴛɪᴄ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ's ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜɪssɴᴇss ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪʟʟᴇɢᴀʟ ᴅʀᴜɢs ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜɪᴛ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜɪs ɢᴜɪɴᴇᴀ ᴘɪɢs. ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀs ʜɪs ɴᴜʀsᴇ ɪs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴀ ᴘʟᴜs, ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴘᴀɪɴ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ.
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2-dsimp · 24 days ago
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I feel like Evon would be the type to steal his darling's "special" toys from their bottom drawer of their nightstand that they use for those late long lonely nights.
Like, he would replace it with a new one so y/n doesn't know it is missing, and just keep the old one he swapped it for as his special treasure along with the rest of the stuff (mostly the dirty clothes) he's stolen from y/n.
MDNI NSFW🔞 (Evon being Evon…) sex toys, suggestive, stalking, breaking into your apartment, perving on you, voyerisum
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Evon wouldn’t steal your sex toys. He may be a stalker pervert who can’t comprehend that breaking an entering into your apartment.
Wearing your dirty panties over his head as he rubs off his two hemi penises upon your bed sheets, to the scent of you, while your away is a crime.
But He’s awfully diligent when taking note of when you’d be most likely to get frisky so he’s always in position right inside your closet.
It’s a sacred ritual of his to pace his masturbating hand to you making do with the sex toy. So that you’d both experience orgasms at the same time. As it makes him feel so much closer to his favorite next door neighbor.
But he’s not done just yet, he’s more resourceful when it comes to your used sex toys.
Ever wonder why right after you use them you go to the bathroom and comeback to it looking squeaky clean?
Well look no further than Evon the dishwasher 2.0, with him you’ll never have to worry about getting cootie juices all over your dishes.
Because he’ll put his serpentine mouth to work. Taking advantage of his no gag reflex and unhinged jaw. He’d swallow the ruined toy and quite literally wash it clean with his tongue and saliva.
Then place it back upon your nightstand as he slithers away out your bedroom window. Savoring the taste of you upon his lips without you ever knowing.
And that is why he wouldn’t steal your sex toys. Cuz why would he? When he could just help you in maintaining them instead. On the exception that you haven’t actually thrown it away that is.
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