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slapping you so hard you stumble. kicking you over. standing my boot on your hair so you can’t get up. cutting your clothes off with a knife.

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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the inherent homoeroticism of "no one gets to kill you but me"

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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affirm your robotgirl as a useful object by using it for target practice!! ^-^

( @wintertraumaposting shooting me <3 )

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It would be so exciting living with someone who wanted to kill you. Knowing the only thing keeping you alive was their razor thin inhibitions. Knowing that some day soon you'd wake up with your throat slit, or be choked to death while watching some media together. And then you're just one great orgasm to them and they move on, it's romantic as FUCK!!

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Men with post op cocks, your penis is beautiful and hot and you should put it in my mouth if you want

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in the bedroom. straight up got that "dog" in me. and by “dog”, haha, well. let’s just say. My big sitser.

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theres gotta be some less lame thing for me to say than "awesome" "swag" or "fuck yes" in reaction to seeing a girls titties but i'll be damned if i can . think of them

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“Ohh that’s so mundane. That’s not a fetish. You can’t be sexually interested in the idea of sitting in the passenger seat and not talking while someone drives you somewhere. You can’t get wet thinking about going to the grocery store.” Wrong. I can fetishize anything 

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hm. thinking thoughts

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I'm not really that into choking but I'm really into the idea of someone holding my neck. not even maliciously or with any intent to choke me, but just as simply as you could old my wrist or grab my arm to position me. It's just another part of me you can hold onto that also has the benefit of coming with an implied threat.

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i bet you'd take a drink like this... fucking perv...

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Diversity win!Hot girl is also a pretty boy!

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the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function