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I know we’re all scared, fatigued, and exhausted, but I think the memes and jokes about how 2020 is the Worst Year Ever and how the world is going to hell and how it’s the apocalypse are starting to wear us down and make things feel even more hopeless.

Full offense but where’s the “I’m gonna punch God in the face” energy? The “I refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat?” No more “the world is ending and everything sucks” memes, the new meme is going to be Punching The Universe In The Throat. I don’t care if none of us feel it, we need it. If y’all are feral then act like it!!! Bite depression and apathy in the junk! Be so hard to kill animal control doesn’t know what to do!

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mood

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pandemic episode of malcolm in the middle: malcolm struggles to reconcile his commitment to quarantine safety measures with the fact that all the girls his age are so lonely and isolated that they're suddenly willing to go on dates with HIM, of all people. reese discovers that egging neighbors' houses still counts as a "socially-distanced" activity and has the time of his life. dewey does some mental calculus and realizes that he gets fewer wedgies per day from his brothers than he does from the school bully and decides he'll keep these lockdowns in effect at all costs, so he starts calling in fake pandemic data to local health districts to bump the numbers up. lois gets in a physical altercation with a non-masker at the lucky aide and starts duct taping people's mouths shut, which craig finds both alarming and oddly alluring. (craig then immediately gets infected from licking his hand to slick back his hair in a bid to impress her.) hal works from home but, after slacking off on the family computer all day, is driven to obsession by the thought of becoming the digital solitaire world champion.

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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

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fantastic news!

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so here´s another b99 calendar based on this post

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2020: The Year From Hell

inspired by: this & this

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2020 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

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Mmm... Yummy.

11|05|2020

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terrible years really make you understand the point of a new year. i know nothing much will have changed between dec 31 and jan 1, but we need to be able to partition off everything that’s happened to us, we need a moment to say, ‘that’s done, we’re done with it, it’s over’ and have a little hope that the future will be different. we need to be able to stop and take a breath and sing, in the middle of winter, and prepare ourselves for spring.

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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year