20thcenturyfoxx

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Yoko, if you can hear us, drop the mclennon sex tape…

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Belethor staring at me as I sell him enough potions of Shit Yourself To Death to become the next Jeff Bezos

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feeling the urge to read some teenage girls rpf from the 70s. like yes old woman i will read your 50 year old david bowie/lou reed yaoi

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The people yearn for pope yaoi

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Why you attracted to kermit??? Ms piggy was right there she's a way hotter muppet!!

I'm human bisexual but muppet gay

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How is Mother doing my liege? It's mother's day you should give her an email

She's fine I guess. She drove up from Kentucky to bother me and tried to clean my apartment. I told her my apartment has a tactical layer of filth that keeps me connected to the earth, sharpening my senses. She told me to just go outside if I needed to be connected to the earth. I told her Fuck You I Do What I Want And You Cannot Control Me. She looked at me for a long time. She said that I have only made her life harder since I was born. Neither of us said anything after that

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Wait being single rn doesn't feel bad as last time am I healing (im not)

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Guess I'll just play the demo of killing myself (sleeping) because I have no fucking WiFi again

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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save me rpf summer

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borderliners when their favorite person seems even the slightest bit uninterested

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how tccblr looks at me when i say hear me out on jack the ripper or zodiac

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“Be curious about what you’re writing about” is not stock Common Writing Advice but it really, really should be. There are a lot of written works that fail due to the authors just being obviously incurious about what they are writing about.

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Quick it’s my best friends anniversary how do I make this about me????