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#and there was only one bed (polyamory edition)

You Me Her - Emma x Izzy x Jack

Sense8 - Rajan x Kala x Wolfgang

Gossip Girl - Aki x Audrey x Max

Sense8 - Lito x Hernando x Dani

3 will be free - Neo x Miw x Shin

The bastard son & the devil himself - Annalise x Nathan Gabriel

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I think something beyond killing a man binds us three together.

3 WILL BE FREE, episode 6

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Bernard: I brought a hamburger with me for lunch, what do you have?

Tim: Crippling depression and a sense of my own mortality.

Bernard: …

Tim: Oh, and Alfred made me a sandwich!

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he was walking the dog at 4 am and just decided: yes, this is where i'll sleep and faceplanted into alfred's hydrangeas

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She’ll be out in 15 minutes but Alfred won’t bail him out until morning

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Bruce: I HATE EVERYTHING.

Alfred: ?

Bruce: I WENT TO A BATMAN LOOKALIKE CONTEST.

Bruce: AND I LOST.

Bruce: TO DIANA.

Alfred: *spits out tea*

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Batfam: Oh sure we can! (track Jason)

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Bruce: You know you can stay, do you?

Alfred: Indeed, but I'm sure Master Jason might take care of them.

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i got sad thinking how maybe after a big win or someone’s birthday, bruce decides to take the family out for a meal and well, he’s been pretty busy with batman business these past few months and alfred thinks why not make a public appearance so the world doesn’t think he’s dropped off the face of the earth, which of course means jason can’t accompany them because it’d raise questions about his possible resemblance to a certain very dead ward of bruce wayne

but then i started laughing to the point of crying because imagine jason wearing a blonde wig, a very bad wig he hasn’t even put the least amount of effort into wearing properly on his head, with his normal clothes and everything, and when an interviewer asks him who he is because they know the rest of the kids but not him, he just goes

“my name’s betty. i’m the new orphan” in a deadpan face and voice

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(Tags from @sreppub) rip to other parents but Alfred's built different

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Alfred Pennyworth is the literal definition of the meme "Call for an ambulance! But not for me!"

Image Source: The Batman's Grave #10

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Bruce: guns are bad

Meanwhile Alfred:

I love how literally anyone breaks into the manor and Alfred is just like:

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i need people to know that the context of this panel is that alfred saw a rat in the batcave and his immediate reaction was to pull out the shotgun

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New Robin Tim: *Just sitting there happily watching the Incredibles with Dick and Bruce*

Dick and Bruce: *secretly watching Tim and glancing at each other every time Syndrome comes on screen*

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i find the dischotomy between the batfam's potential to kill vs their real-world willingness to kill very interesting! so I made a graph because I'm a nerd

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Jason: Roy, you don’t understand, this kid stalked B and me around Gotham for years! And neither of us noticed!

Roy (while working on his arrows): you said that already

Jason: HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE ANY TRAINING!!!

Roy: you said that too

Jason: And! Apparently this little asshole isn’t done copying me, cause future him stole my whole guns and killing people thing!

Roy: You told me about that too. You also said you hit him in the head with his own gun.

Jason: Yeah that was fun!

Jason: But back on track. This little asshole gets away with so much shit! He literally tried to clone his friends and all that happened when he was found out was some yelling and his stuff being taken away! And! Apparently the little bastard has literally killed people! Like a lot! (Probably) And he still gets to be part of the family!

Roy (setting down the arrows): Wait What???

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Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars