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boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

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Jahovah!

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oh my god not this fucking guy

(please don't use my fursona for anything)

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oh my god not this fucking guy

(please don't use my fursona for anything)

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mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

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Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

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POV you tried to join a forum for Norse mythology enthusiasts

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honestly bears are how humans should be. bears are an improvement on the human blueprint. they can get up on their back legs like a man.... but they also walk on four legs so they don't get cocky and forget where they came from (the earth). big and hairy and silly. can kill with a single swipe of the paw

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wanted to make a low poly fox cuz i thought "yea this'll be quick and easy" and then proceeded to spend the entire afternoon on it

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streeetch

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Bring Me The Boss Hog

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this is the fourth time my cat has pressed the power button on my computer and turned it off

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Magnolia