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Jaw slacked open pupils wider than the Irise, drooling, shuffling down the street alone, head crooked to the side just a little, nose oozing with snot saying, groaning and mumbling "where's my hug" at every 7.8 to 9.6 baddie I walk past cause I know I'm not worth a hug from a perfect 10 but maybe if I work my way up to it

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i think the reason why i feel so bad is because i havent bounced around on a trampoline in years

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Fat

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Im sick of the public smackarounds and hate fests

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nice out fit loser. 1974 called, apparently president gerald ford has granted a full and unconditional pardon to former president richard nixon

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how I love this fluffy cutie guy ahhh

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happy naoto day (04/27)

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(in prison)

me: (reading 101 best rib tickling knee slapping belly laughing joke book for boys)

prison warden (shocked): what the hell are you bozos doing? you cant let her read that! shes going to laugh so hard that she realises the world is full of happiness and earnest whimsy and come to a newfound love for g-d and mankind which she lives out in jovial solitude!

(guards rush to snatch the book away from me)

me: (rosy-cheeked grin at the warden)

warden: NOOOOOOOOO FUCK

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how men who play risk of rain 2 want to be held

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play ghost trick, play ghost trick, play ghost trick, play g-

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me joining a discord server- "hello!"

guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"

me- "what does that mean?"

floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"

me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"

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need my prostate milked so bad but i dont even have one

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I will lay 1000 damn daniel eggs

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i wanted to post the full picture but i only have the edit i made where the mom is smoking

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just surfin the web