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i apologize for not seeing this sooner, dr. wilson. it would appear i'm blind as a bat. i'm glad the homophobia left your body. you must feel a lot lighter now. it's never good to keep secrets. i'm glad you felt safe enough to come out as not homophobic. i support you as an ally and on your journey supporting queer folk.

dr. wilson, did you receive my formal apology? my office is eagerly awaiting your reply. - max (house's roommate)

I in fact did!

My response is below.

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dr. wilson how can you say you're rampantly homophobic and then use a gif by owens-BISEXUAL-lighting. you're like a walking contradiction. also don't you sleep on a waterbed?

why are you calling my husband the bride hm? 🤨 why can't it be groom and groom huh? idk dr. wilson this isn't looking too good for you. seems like a red flag 🚩🚩🚩 - MAX

It can't be groom and groom because I am RAMPANTLY homophobic, Max.

Look, I don't care the gender of a couch as long as you keep it far, far away from me.

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No, that's okay, he'll give it back eventually. I'm not too worried about it. We should talk about your choice in movie posters though. Vertigo? Touch of Evil?

hi dr. wilson. i still haven't found house. i think i left my shoe here. can i look in your office?

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Hello House's Roommate,

Hmmm, if you haven't seen him today I suspect that he must be avoiding you for some reason.

You can look in my office, but I am a little concerned why it would be there in the first place. You wouldn't happen to have an explanation, would you?

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My name is Max, Jim. y'know, I think House probably just doesn't wanna give me my wallet back. He needed money, or something. There might've been a bet? I don't really know. Anyways, I need it back.

A-and my shoe...I was in there earlier, because the janitor told me that if you cross the little brick rock wall, you could get into House's office next door. I took my shoe off to take out the shoelace to try and pick the lock with the aglet. It didn't work. Anyways, I left the actual shoe foot part in your office. Toodles!

hi dr. wilson. i still haven't found house. i think i left my shoe here. can i look in your office?

-> @221b-bitchinstreet

Hello House's Roommate,

Hmmm, if you haven't seen him today I suspect that he must be avoiding you for some reason.

You can look in my office, but I am a little concerned why it would be there in the first place. You wouldn't happen to have an explanation, would you?

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ehh, the rent was cheap. he talks about you a lot. is he around? i'm gonna track him down.

hey, you're dr. wilson? i'm house's roommate. did he take my keys? and also my wallet? i kind of need those things.

Oh, hello!

I wasn't aware House had a roommate. I am not too sure why you would want to do such a thing, ha. While I didn't see him take anything, I definitely wouldn't put it past him. Let me know if you ever find anything, godspeed.

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brb revamping my shit

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except me right? i pay you in janitorial services.

Do we need invitations to get into this gala? Or is it like a walk-in

No invitation is required. Just money.

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i saw you get angry at a crying child once bro. or...maybe that was house...i don't remember.

Do you get along with @avas-house lol

man, yknow, ava's cool. she's kinda,,,really serious and intense a lotta the time though? but i respect the grind.

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Do you get along with @avas-house lol

man, yknow, ava's cool. she's kinda,,,really serious and intense a lotta the time though? but i respect the grind.

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yeah i guess. i stole it from house so i guess its a double steal.

@kutnerscorner this you? did you steal my bong?

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@kutnerscorner this you? did you steal my bong?

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dude no way! we can make popcorn and hang on the couch. we can steal House's console.

2 year hardcore world GONE. life is over

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skibidi toilet

sigma alpha rizzler???

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kutner this sucks balls dude. lemme know if you ever wanna play minecraft though 👀👀

2 year hardcore world GONE. life is over

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i think house could be cuddy's weed smoking girlfriend actually,

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are you cool and capable of pulling girls DUHHH

are you skibidi alpha rizzler?

Huhh??? only know like 5% of those words. skibidi??? what??

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gage do you know whose turn it is to cook th

— mimi house @mimoolin

good question, kiddo. i dont know, im currently on the wikipedia for Tea Culture.

we could split a pizza if you wanted to