he/him transmasc - neurodivergent and a moron (20). Bisexual/aromantic. My name is not fred. call me whatever. Cringe & freeOccasionally in billionaire roleplaying as “Ellihou”
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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage
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飞虎队Stunticons过家家family 1.0

打击BD:为什么只有我一个人在干活?(悲痛,罢工)

封锁DE:那把手钻放哪儿了……(翻翻翻)哦,在这里……

莽撞WR和抢劫DS在铺设新电路
抢劫DS:这电线的颜色和我一样闪亮
莽撞WR:拿来吧!

汽大MM浇花��,忽然看见窗外什么东西一闪而过

银剑SB:晚上好,在干嘛呐?
汽大MM:!!!(我上个月难道没弄死这家伙!!)
花plant:今天水浇得是不是有点多??

汽大MM:起猛了,看见鬼了,外面明明是墙……
阿锁DE这个姿势是刚好被兜到,转了个身,感觉这样很适合和打击BD有互动,于是扭了下头又拍了一张。
打击BD:我修不完,你们都不帮我!
封锁DE:你白天说这些破轮胎你一小时就能处理完,所��汽车大师MM让你修,我有说错吗?
打击BD:(又羞又恼又不敢发作,用锤子猛击轮胎)
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can you guys make my sisters rabbit famous. ok thank you

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When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.
In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!
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"women are always like—"
"men are always like—"
shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over
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Asked my parents to drive me somewhere “you can just bike” yeah but then I can’t bring as many transformers with me
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i love The Character........ have you guys ever heard of The character
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I HATE THE CHARACTER SO MUCH #KILLINGTHECHARACTER
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Misgendered by a woman with a protect the dolls tshirt
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Roughly 6 months in and the US is already at the ‘full blown concentration camps’ stage.
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yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled
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my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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