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when god closes a door i desperately try to pry it open until im bleeding and even then i dont stop
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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies
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this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

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why does cannibalism always have to be a metaphor for something what if im just hungry
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how do i break the cycle
prepare yourself for the absolutely insufferable lack of satisfaction found in forgiveness
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when i was 12 and new to tumblr i didn't know what bisexual meant and i thought it was like you had split personalities and one was gay and one was straight so i asked someone i was kind of friends with "who are you today?" and when they went ??? i said "are you the gay one or the straight one today" and they blocked me
Bi people when their gay side takes over
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This tweet has prevented more eating disorders than any public health campaign ever has
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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks


she’s reinventing hieroglyphics
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