Hello! My name is Nyx! this was MTG sideblog for ramblings and such but its turned into a more mainblog! (still has some goats thrown in for fun!) :3 she/they/it, 24!
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mini ancient heroes running across the dash...where will they go
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oh no! the mini beast cookies escaped on to the dash...
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i miss the static youd get from kissing old tvs and the buttons and the av cable ports and how some of em had built in vhs or dvd players and the volume they had and huggability
#random posts#prev tags#yeah :)#also i used to hug my tv bc it was nice and warm and i was an only child living in the forest#take from that what you will#i also remember licking the tv bc mmm static go brr :)#or taking out the remote batteries and just#putting them in my mouth#one of these is dangerous but i was like 6
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And Pygmalion prayed to Hephaestus, Coppersmith, Renowned Artificer, god of the forge and stonecarving, and prayed that his ivory sculpture may be brought to life.
But Hephaestus, Cunning, Clubfoot, stayed his hand; “I will not allow this,” he said. “To destroy thine handiwork would be contrary to my nature. For great craftsmanship shall last forever, while flesh will falter in time. In stone, she will have beauty that is everlasting, endless and immortal.”
Then Pygmalion prayed to Aprodite and said, “Can you please bring my sculpture to life? Your husband said no,” and lo; Aphrodite had the chance to do something hilarious.
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Jevil death count:
22 (Boisengirls: 4)
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*The conditions being:
+He will not kill bugs for you (he won't go out his way to take care of an annoying bug)
+You cannot kill him or bring him any kind of harm
+You cannot remove him from your place of dwelling
+He will mostly be on his web, but sometimes you will find him in other places
+You will find the money near his web when his rent is due
#random posts#spider mention#he can stay so long as i do not find him on my bed or computer#maybe we can be friends eventually and my brain wont freak out over the existence of large spider in my space#also $10 is $10
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it/its pronouns are the coolest thing ever btw and you should give anybody who uses them $1,700 immediately
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Learned about a threatened local breed of goat with funny horns, life path changed, I am becoming a goat farmer now.
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your twink is too thin and fragile please get him laminated
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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
#A hippie spirit who fills the air with incense and peaceful vibes#hell yeah chill ghost roomie :3#random posts
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figures! i'd end up obsessing over side characters
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#random posts#i dont do much but if i do have to get up early i usually end up staying awake#i have brain fog most of the time brain fog from lack of sleep isnt much different than the regular brain fog#but I'm a night owl night time means I'm active :'3
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#random posts#I'm too broke to get the stuff i like to drink often 😔 also i got other things to get other than alcohol#also my meds might mix but I'm a tad less worried about that bc I haven't had a bad interaction yet#also my id is out of date and i have no idea if they'll take it out of date 😔 gotta get that done at some point soon
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Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists
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