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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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Funniest umineko text box

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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

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what do i do if im cutestyle

kill and kill until there's nothing left

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death clues masterpost

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have fun with your "slutweed" or whatever, Im fine with my smartweed. [puffs on a corncob pipe while stroking chin thoughtfully] [clearly has a raging erection]

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Hey I think your OC is neat. Do you think your OC and mine could be weird freaks together? 🥺

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so many bands write songs about “relatable issues” that don’t resonate while the mountain goats write songs about issues no one has ever experienced before that are universal

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HARVEY D. GODLOVE: eeeeeyikes!! here we go again!! stuck between an eidolon ROCK and a hard place!! we're gonna have to move fast to get out of this harvey dangerous situation! ok, go!!

CHILI T. FOX:

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theres nothing wrong with drinking excessively or taking other peoples prescription medications or jacking your friends off

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby