Under the crimson, primordial sky, surrounded by the jagged rocks of the ancient volcanic mountain, the wretched Warlock reached into the dark embrace of the fissure until his hand touched a smooth glassy surface. Cold as ice. His fist closed around The Serpent's Eye. Slowly he withdrew it and held it before him in the fading light of the blood-red suns. It glowed from within. A ghostly emerald light. Strange and Eternal.
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I wonder if a man has ever seen another man’s penis
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I feel so weak and weird and all I’ve had to eat since emptying my entire stomach into the bathroom sink is a bit of toast 😭 it’s literally tea and hatred keeping my body going
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If i were mr beast id post my cock leaking pre and then disappear forever
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Get well soon alex 28dayslater. Hope you’re feeling less shite
Unfortunately Big Loz I am feeling terrible
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It’s funny they used nycguidovoice for that post bc Zohran met with 2/3 of the cum town hosts when he was campaigning, will not be surprised to see him on the Adam Friedland show next. He just has to not involve Matty Healy and he’s sweet
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really underrated wigan kebab line: "so it's called a babby's yed because it looks like a baby's head? If you... if you crack it open?" "Yeah but uh... but don't do it! ☝️"
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On some level I do think a proper cup of tea- English breakfast, eye wateringly strong, splash of milk, two heaping sugars- is the cure to all ills. If someone told me they had rabies or Ebola I would probably be like well have you tried having a cup of tea about it? If I was in the zombie apocalypse I’d be looking down from the balcony of the high rise I was holed up in thinking hmm… there’s a few people who haven’t had their tea
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things have got so bad i've resorted to britpop
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Had to get a WOMENS SMALL in the home shirt as well, there is not one way in which I’m a small woman, Nike count your fucking days!
Agonised for so long over getting a men’s small or medium in the winners tshirt eventually went for medium and it’s fucking massive. Tottenham Hotspur merch sizing is of the devil
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It’s up to you how you decide (cooked, raw, best shape, something else)—I just want to know what you think:
(Extra credit if you also add in the notes or tags what your LEAST favorite berry is. Inquiring minds want to know!)
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