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Early Merlin is so funny because Merlin is hacking away at their red string of fate trying to cut it off and then you blink and suddenly he’s getting walked on that red string like a dog
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guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw
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I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.
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memes are fun and relatable and all that, but don't let them discourage you. all of that stuff that doesn't make it into the final product is part of how the final product gets made
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Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where's my mom
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trams are like if a train and a bus had a baby and then the bus abandoned the family when the tram was just a baby and the train raised it as a hardworking single mother
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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
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“standard dni” in bios is funny to me. i keep thinking about the idea of a designated class of people that goes around tumblr knowing they’re not supposed to interact with posts
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harrow the ninth really said
Unreliable narrator: has been regularly hallucinating since childhood
Unreliable narrator +1: diy lobotomy
Unreliable narrator +2: haunted
Unreliable narrator +3: has not slept in six days
Unreliable narrator +4: actually being narrated by her semi-conscious beloved’s soul that was absorbed and is currently being eaten by her own (unrelated to the haunting) 👍
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Consider. A human wakes up in a strange medical bay, with an alien doctor standing over them. Turns out their shuttle crashed, and the alien ship only just managed to teleport the, on board in time.
By some miracle, the doctor explains, they escaped with only minor injuries. Some burns, a few scratches and “several small wounds. We’re not sure what caused them.”
“Wounds?”
“Small holes in your ear lobes. Possibly they were old wounds and unrelated to the accident, but either way, our doctors were able to heal them for you. There’s not even any scarring.”
The human pauses. Thinks for a minute. “Wait… you unpierced my ears?!”
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what i've learned from my attempts to be more active in discords and other online communities is you just have to show up and participate in conversation and even if youre a little annoying or awkward eventually people will grow a fondness to you out of familiarity alone
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some Ianthe designs for @theunwantedguestproject
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