2isted-chocol8

[2isted-chocol8]

sportacus vs homelander

[2isted-chocol8]

speaking of peeing the bed it's been long enough that i can tell this story publicly. in high school i went to a party at some house with no adults, as you sometimes would, and at the end of the night like 10 people all clonked out together in the same bed. fully clothed, one of those teenage moments where you're like wow heehee how rule-breaking, because sure a lot of our parents wouldn't like us sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other teenagers and no adult supervision blah blah. fond memories. anyway.

i'm an extremely light sleeper, so i barely slept, and sometime around 6 am, i woke up to a girl totally panicking, very quietly, because she peed the bed in her sleep. and listen. this wasn't a group of mean kids by any measure. but there's no level of kindness or understanding in the world that will make peeing the bed when you're 17, surrounded by people you only sort of know, a gentle blow.

so i sat up and she was like "oh my god" and I signaled at her to be absolutely silent and I said I'd be right back. And I crawled over everyone and out of the bed like a stupid cat.

and the thing is, by senior year i wasn't getting bullied much anymore. i was generally pretty well liked by my peers, but, if this makes sense, people still didn't always expect very much from me. i was still figuring out how to mask (autistic) and i still often said or did something that made everyone remember i'm weird and they'd just be like "well. that's story for you. i guess." and for the most part i'd become pretty secure in that.

so what i'm saying is i had nothing to lose and this girl had everything to lose.

so i went downstairs and i made tomato soup. and by "made" i mean i put a whole can of tomato soup in a too-small mug and microwaved it until it was lukewarm so as to be convincingly "made" but not so hot to burn someone.

and then i walked back upstairs, and no longer like a cat, i clumsily "attempted" to crawl back into bed, loudly lost my balance, and spilled tomato soup all over the girl and her lap and several other people's laps and heads and the mattress.

everyone woke up confused and anguished and i was like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just got really hungry and it's all i could find."

and everyone immediately accepted with absolutely no further questions that I would go downstairs, make tomato soup at 6 am,and bring it back to bed. everyone just begrudgingly climbed onto the floor and went back to sleep while I put the bedding right into the laundry.

i don't even know this girl's name. i only remembered this story recently because i'm in my hometown for a few months and recently a high school acquaintance said, "hey. do you remember spilling soup on everyone after prom? why did you do that?" and for a moment i genuinely did not and i stared at them completely dumbfounded while the memory loaded and then i started laughing too hard to answer for 2 minutes.

the best part is i can tell this story, and even if it reaches the people who were there, none of them will know which one of them peed the bed. thanks to tomato soup.

[2isted-chocol8]

This has been noticed before, but it feels very significant to me so it should be brought up again.

Remember how in Undertale when you spare an enemy, the name turns yellow or pink depending on what you choose?

Well. With these colors, it seems like FRIEND really wants us to trust it...

[2isted-chocol8]

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

[2isted-chocol8]

Noticing a pattern with all of the fun gang ship fanarts I see

[2isted-chocol8]

(they ARE doing it on purpose)

(deltarune)

[2isted-chocol8]

this scene

[2isted-chocol8]

because what else even matters anymore

[2isted-chocol8]

i have to use krusie to trick myself into practicing environments like a dog with peanut butter

[2isted-chocol8]

"I don't believe Tarot is real, but it does work"

Expand on that, king (genuinely curious)

I feel like…

okay, so it’s a lot like conceptual art, or like introspective meditation, at the risk of sounding pretentious

Like. It’s not so much about “the cards are a portal to a higher wisdom that knows more than me” thing- it’s more of a, “given the symbols drawn, could I interpret them posing a question or possibility or suggestion?” Followed by, “is this applicable to my current context? COULD it be?”

Like.

I don’t lay out á tarot hand and say “ah yes, the devil and the tower, I am about to be betrayed”

But I MAY lay out a hand and say, “okay, devil and the tower. Something treacherous and danger. Am I approaching a treacherous or risky situation in my life? What might be a tipping factor? Am I being deliberately reckless? Maybe I should spend some more time working on X project I’ e been thinking of before spending money on it” or “you know what, I HAVE been kind of uncomfortable with X thing, I should say something” or “yeah okay I KNOW Tom from work sucks to work with, I KNOW, yeah maybe I should consider ways of handling that”

Less of a magic oracle, more of a tool for doing literary analysis on real life. Like simplifying everything and laying it out flat so I can gain some distance to untangle my problems without in-your-head crap like projected feelings and social obligation getting in the way and muddying the waters.

So like. I don’t think tarot cards can legit tell the future, but I DO think that self-reflection, mindfulness, and consideration sometimes allow us to predict and calculate our own circumstances.

So, IMO- It’s not real. But it works

If that makes sense

[2isted-chocol8]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[2isted-chocol8]

i have no excuse

[2isted-chocol8]

When you’re trapped in a time-loop why not learn every instrument?

AKA: I couldn’t decide which instrument I think the hatchling would use..

[2isted-chocol8]

tried doing some house of leaves doodles and this was the only good one i think

[2isted-chocol8]

I was recently watching this reupload of a video from Toby explaining the reward tiers for Undertale's Kickstarter, and I noticed a few interesting discrepancies!

Sans' font has this strange shadowing/anti-aliasing that isn't present in game

He also uses an uppercase letter here

The text also seems to fade in instead of just appearing by character! It's likely this video was made in an editing software instead of just recreating it in engine (which I can't imagine would have been that hard..)

This sprite of Sans relaxing is somewhat well-known but I haven't seen many people talk about Papyrus serving cunt here

He also hits this pose!

This is fairly well known, but in case you don't know, this line refers to a "fantroll", which is a fanmade Homestuck Troll OC! A majority of people familiar with Toby would be coming to this Kickstarter from Homestuck, so he threw this in as a cheeky nod to them. The reward was later claimed by So Sorry's creator.

(This panel would be really good to use if I had a Patreon or Ko-fi for the blog or something but I don't LOL! I wonder if that would actually get any attention if I did have one.. hmm.. let me know what you think!)

[2isted-chocol8]

Surprise hug!

[2isted-chocol8]

mom said it's MY turn with undertale spamtenna!!!!!! i've seen so many good takes on this and wanted to maybe draw mine as well

i have sooo many thoughts about this au actually so expect more bs from me okay thanks