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You ever notice a running theme in your life?

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Unfortunately, Gilgamesh was too cool. He oppressed the people of Uruk, taking their lunch money and getting real friendly with all their moms. And so the people cried out to the gods for deliverance. "Save us," they said. "Gilgamesh is much bigger and hotter than us and we cannot stop him."

The gods heard their pleas and sent Bigfoot to kick Gilgamesh's ass. However, the gods overlooked one very important fact, which is that they were both bisexual.

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Which alter likes pop-tarts the most

[TA]: gamzee but we don’t let hiim have any

[TC]: YoUrE sTaRvInG mE

[TC]: ThIs iS cHiLd nEgLeCt

[TA]: dont lii2ten to hii2 word2 boy

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Air biscuits

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[TA]: @rinatepaste Y0U B00P3D M3 50 MUCH 17t G07 R1SSD 0F 4LL MY N071F1C4710N5. H02wW D1D y0U D0 7H47

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another sollux i know hacked the admin controls off of his school computer and someone else paid him to do it to theirs and now all i see is porn help

[TA]: 50RRY 1 C4N7 H3LP Y0uU

[TA]: BU7 C4 N Y0U DM M3 TH3 1M4G35

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Tell Mituna I said hi!!!!!

[TA]: Y00R G0NN4 L053 Y0^UR 5H17 WH3N Y0U F1NbD 90U7 WH05 FR0N71NG R1GH7 N0W

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[TA]: H4V3 M3RCY

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sorry if this is a dumb question but uhmm is anyone else's boop-o-meter doing this???

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[TA]: 2ometiime2 my friiend wiill text me 2omethiing and iill nod iirl a2 iif they can 2ee me

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*affectionately thRows you at a wall* /pla /pos

[TA] GWAAAAH

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this is like lingerie to me

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why? you’re perfect for each other

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now tell me why this is a completely different bus route and yet again. theres bones.

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[TA]: 2an2 au 2leepover rp quiizze2 on quotev are an endangered 2peciie2 two me

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in another universe, the bad things aren’t that bad.