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Fuck highschool.

Fuck everything. I hate it. I hate my parents, I hate all the stupid fuckin bullies there, and I hate the fukin teachers. They’re so stupid it’s not even funny. Nobody cares if I die, right? 

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((Ask Box Is Open!!))

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((Nevermind. It restarted after it lost battery.))

Does anyone know how to revive an iPhone that has been stricken with a virus?

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Does anyone know how to revive an iPhone that has been stricken with a virus?

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((Well that sucks. No wonder my iPhone crashed two days ago.))

((…Why are there people sending me about surveys about my future job))

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((...Why are there people sending me about surveys about my future job))

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((OH. Which means I gotten close to breaking all of my mom's keys yesterday then. ^.^U)) Can't you tell the differences between the keys though if you them frequently...?

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….Care to tell me what sort of business you have with climbing out of your own house’s window?

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You can't actually break a key though...

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….Care to tell me what sort of business you have with climbing out of your own house’s window?

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And how can you be locked inside your own house in the first place?

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….Care to tell me what sort of business you have with climbing out of your own house’s window?

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Can't you just go from the back door...?

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….Care to tell me what sort of business you have with climbing out of your own house’s window?

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....Care to tell me what sort of business you have with climbing out of your own house’s window?

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*one glance and his nose is suffering from internal bleeding*

O.O E-erm, WHOA.....

((I think a whole crowd would have nosebleeds now…))

((YOUR THOUGHTS, 2p-japans-blog?))

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Send me ┼ for my muse's reaction to walking in on your muse

Number Generator

1. Standing over a body

2. Covered in blood

3. Unconcious

4. Being attacked

5. Torturing someone

6. Struggling to breathe

7. Committing suicide

8. Having a mental breakdown

9. Wearing just a towel

10. Wearing sexy lingerie

11. Completely naked

12. Kissing someone

13. Having sex with someone

14. Watching porn

15. Masturbating

16. Taking suggestive pictures

17. Drunk

18. Practicing pick up lines

19. Asleep

20. Dancing with themselves

21. Packing their bags

22. Climbing out the window

23. Crying at a movie

24. Crying

25. Mun’s choice!

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(( HOLY FAQ YESSSS ))

Bad boys bad boys whacha gonna doo askthe2pjapan

askthe2pitaly

askthe2pgermany

they are bad boys-

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Jack the Ripper: Muse has been attacked by something that obviously has no sense of mercy. They are beaten, bloody, and left for dead someplace abandoned. Lasts until someone comes to the rescue... Or finishes the job.

Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.

Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.

Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.

Fear: Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if it’s something ridiculous.

Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)

Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Angel: Muse is and angel for ___

Demon: Muse is a demon for ___

Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___

Blood: Your thirst for blood is insatiable. No, you aren't some vampire with convenient sharp teeth. You gotta find blood to eat or you'll starve; all other food and drink make you promptly vomit.

The Mirror: You become split into two versions of yourself -- your good and your evil, for ___.

Brainwashed: You will be brainwashed by the next person to say your name. Lasts for _____.

I'm Dying: I'm so...so sorry... (Anon decides of what and how long you have)

Artificial Heart: The muse no longer feels emotions- no pain, no anger, no rage. They simply become an apathetic shell. Can be broken early if something strong enough manages to break their "emotional inhibitor."

Frozen to the Core: Muse becomes extremely cold natured and seeks any form of warmth.

Say You'll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 10 posts

(Note: none of these are mine, but are simply some of my favorites)

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FUDG- BONNIE SUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKSSSSS

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YOU ARE SO AMAZING AND SO IS YOUR BLOG!

((E-erm, thank you...))