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The Favourite (2018) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
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i love chilchuck bc he is the comedy of having a coworker exaggerated. Yeah ive spent 40 hours a week fighting and dying next to you for years but we both go to our own homes at night you know. your wife's name is your business
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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I long for a home that does not exist.
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Moist Von Lipwig voice: Why are you telling me this, sir?
Vetinari voice: Because no one will ever believe you, Mr. Lipwig.
Based on this post because look I just. I just had to ok.
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2percentsugar · 21 hours
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another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading
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which is definitely not an omen
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A woman whose epilepsy was greatly improved by an experimental brain implant was devastated when, just two years after getting it, she was forced to have it removed due to the company that made it going bankrupt.
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2percentsugar · 21 hours
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4 days until wet rat wednesday
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2percentsugar · 21 hours
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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you
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garfield could probably understand the mechanics of driving a car but his legs are too short and stubby to reach the petals. this is also known as "Yoda's Quandry"
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costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain
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Turns out the opposition were a loud minority. And that love truly is possible in the next world – for new people. And it is too late for us.
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