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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-) S02E06 | "Smallfolk"
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Ludmilla & Brunna Gonçalves performing Maldivas at the 23rd Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, California on April 14, 2024
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Nothing is for everyone.
If you didn't like First Kill, that's fine. But before you decide to be a petty ass in the tag, in a devastating moment for thousands of people here, saying "I told you so, it was bad", bad shit gets renewed constantly.
All networks and streamers care about is views. People watch bad shit all the time. Sometimes that bad shit is the most entertaining, I suppose. They renew stuff based on quantity (views/viewers), not quality.
The bottom line is First Kill was a modest hit with a low budget and there's no way in hell the numbers for the first three weeks alone and the seriously impressive social media engagement and demand for the show didn't justify renewal of a show with a budget of $5 and some crazy glue with CGI that could probably be done in photoshop. For what it costs to make and for being as small a production as it was, it was a relatively huge hit.
Netflix never intended to renew it. I think they really got close because it exceeded their expectations, and that's why the announcement took so long. But they ultimately decided to do what they always planned to do - milk it for all its worth during pride season- and canceled it.
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running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything
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Man, can you imagine the adorable horror-show/perfection of the whole wedding? Because OBVIOUSLY 90% of it is going to be perfect, but 10% is going to be all of Kate’s old FB buds there to celebrate AND relive the glory days. Never mind whatever happened with Kate’s family (who are homophobes and don’t want to be seen at a lesbian wedding BUT ALSO don’t want to be publicly SEEN as being that homophobic). I have my fingers crossed that Melina punches Derek out.
“Go over it with me again…”
Yelena rests her shoulder against the bathroom door while she brushes her teeth.
“Babe, I got it. We don’t need to go over it again.”
“Yeah, I heard that before you guys went away for…what do you guys call Tyler again?”
“Master Blaster…”
“Right. That should’ve been my first warning sign…” Yelena turns around to spit and rinse her mouth. “…that you shouldn’t have gone to that Bachelor weekend.” Yelena dries her face, shuts the light off, crawls into bed, straddles Kate, and wraps her arms around her neck. “Humor me and go over it with me again.”
“No more than thirty-six beers in twenty-four hours. Need to remember that I can’t do gin anymore or I end up throwing up on power hose mode like I’m reenacting that scene from The Exorcist.”
Yelena grimaces at the mental picture and speaks sarcastically as Kate continues to list things.
“Definitely marrying you for your way with words.”
“No hard drugs. What else…OH! Go to the bank and make sure I have enough cash so we can tip the strippers well.”
“Fairly certain I didn’t say the last one.” Kate cracks a smile. “But I’m glad you’re thinking about properly compensating the hardworking entertainment you guys are procuring. I’m not going to pretend I didn’t know that was going to happen. I know your friends. Just please be respectful…of them and me. That’s the only thing I’m asking for on that front.”
“Hey. I don’t know what they’re planning and…yeah, I’m sure it includes…entertainment…but if you say the word, I’ll call them right now and cancel the whole thing. That’s not what this weekend is about.”
“No. I’m not going to get branded as the lame wife before the ring is even on my finger. Besides, you get one last free and sanctioned night of seeing other naked women in your life. After that, it’s just me until you die, so…enjoy it. Respectfully. Now, you weren’t done with the list. Keep going.”
“I don’t remember what I said anymore.”
“Beer cap, no gin, no hard drugs…and………you’re missing a few things but absolutely the biggest one…”
Kate begrudgingly parrots back Yelena’s talking point.
“…and definitely definitely DEFINITELY nothing that will lead to any facial injuries and/or broken bones that might ruin the wedding pictures.”
“No injuries. At all. Please, Kate. The fact that you’ve come back from TWO different pre-wedding weekends all banged up and they weren’t even yours is the reason we’re even having this conversation. Please don’t make me wrap you up before you leave tomorrow. The stitches call last time was bad enough.”
“I will be on my best behavior.” Yelena arches her right eyebrow. “Okay, I won’t, but I will at least promise you I won’t come back all sorts of fucked up…”
“I’m holding you to that.”
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It was a surprise to no one with a shred of common sense when Kate walked into her apartment with puppy dog eyes and her left arm hidden behind her back.
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phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room
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florence pughs yelena and her silly little accent and her silly little words and her very pretty face and her ability to kick anyones ass <3
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