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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

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YEAH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WEAR THE CROP TOP!!! [SAID WITH INTENT OF KISSING YOUR BELLY]

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“How long have you been carrying around that button?” “All year.”

HAPPY ST PATRICK’S DAY!

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They should invent a brain that lets you sleep

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i hope the sun decides to come back one day im getting too weird again

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That little white dude was like runny eggs give me an upset tummy and proceeded to consume the body fluids of 3 ppl on that table

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me, going from actively suicidal back to passively suicidal again: well, glad that’s over

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they need to start making testosterone you can apply as lip gloss

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i am transgender and i have to fuck

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nooo don’t push everyone away because you’re scared they’ll abandon you first you’re so sexy aha

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i love when people on here well be like “who DOESN’T want their blood to get sucked ? 🤨” well i hate to break it to you but the average person does not, in fact, want to have their blood get sucked. statistically there is a large amount of people who do not want this to occur. this is shocking and appalling, i know. the world is full of unsettling things

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saw this on twt im surprised i havent seen it here yet

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girl what did they put in 2024 water bc what is going ONNNNNN

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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

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"i wasn't in love with him" said confidently by someone who fucked the dirt where his dead body rests