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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

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Saying "I'm gonna finish writing that chapter today" and then NOT doing it makes YOU the unreliable narrator 💔

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and here’s a weirdly double exposed mt etna

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Nobody in this game has any chill

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this is the average tumblr experience

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your dinner struggle is currentrly reminding me of the 3 different times i have made a pasta product the worst its possible to make a pasta product & one of them resulted in a number of people thinking that the end result was a pile of smoked cigarettes

WHAT 😭 😭

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Soulmates are out, sillymates are in (x)

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>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!

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mugs for you and your future self

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DRAGONITE

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if you keep asking me, i'll melt away in the summer air!

little chuuya...

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ƎNA: THE MODEL