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Affini that mods all your silly video games so that all the "cis man" character in them are trans girls. Your silly drugged up mind can't even tell that you haven't heard of a single man in any narrative in months. Bet you even forgot you once refereed to yourself as a man too, uh petal? uwu

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I know a huge part of the appeal of Human Domestication Guide is Terrans resisting at first before slowly coming to love their Affini, but I would love love LOVE to read more stories where they desperately want to be domesticated from the beginning and are just too embarassed to say it outright. Picture an "independent Terran" looking at florn every night, regularly asking on Overnet forums about what it's like to be a floret, fantasizing about her overly-friendly affini neighbor, going red in the face whenever she teases her... it's just a matter of time before she submits, and her Affini barely even has to coax it out of her.

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From the traffic logs of the Bureau of Xenosophont Wellness and Care or Newer York, Io, Terran Protectorate on January 16, 2555:

"How to find out if your overnet traffic is being monitored?" "How to find out which Xenosophont Wellness worker is assigned to your case?" "Which NoItDs are filed for me?" "Vinesia Rosarum, 4th bloom plumblr profile" "How to tell someone they are pretty without being weird/creepy about it" "Especially what she has done with hair^H^H^H^H headvines" "I know you're reading this Miss Venesia, please come over I'm so lonely 🥺"

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Ah. I've just checked on my floret my ward Cupid, and found simply the most adorable sight! The little thing is cuddling under the blanket with their A.I given physical form! I wish I could capture this on camera, but unfortunately the little terran has a sensitivity to both light and sound, and would surely wake if I did. So you will simply have to imagine the most adorable scruffy haired little creature all snuggled and nuzzling up with a robot just smaller than a large Terran canine. It is, frankly, so adorable that I fear the cuteness may cause a rebloom!

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floret minecraft server

no other text needed this is already the best post

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"Do it for the vine" except you're doing something to make your mistress proud of you and wrap you in vines

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Someone check this guy's vents for aerosolised class H :3

Just a reminder to my fellow feralists that the Affini put subliminal hypnotic effects in nearly all the pornography they produce, they even make porn that seem to be feralist in an attempt to worm their vines into your mind.

So what ever you do, if you don’t want to mindlessly be addicted to playing with yourself to plant porn as the Affini vines slowly work their way into your hab and then your body, do NOT watch any porn you find on the overnet.

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Go on, sweetie, the comms channels are back up~♡

Uhmn,, h-hi? This long range transmitter working? Oh good! It is!

Turns out FTL communication travel is still limited by a range, and after we exited the andromeda galaxy everything went dark outside the ship for a while...

Thankfully I'm in the Rubius-III system and I can talk again!

Before that though I'll give an update!

• my Wardship got extanded due to "severe circumstances" but a lot of things I wasn't allowed to do before I'm now permitted!

• Warden found out that I've had some imbalanced hormones causing self-destructive behaviour and has me on course-correcting shots!

•I met this REALLY pretty floret who kept kissing me who slipped a little pink pill into my mouth and I woke up in their hab COVERED in cum... anyway she & I are keeping in touch

•and I finally learned my Warden's name by being a lil snoop >:3, it's P- boop! *Let's not say that, petal~!*

Uhh,, And also I'm wearing these really cute vine-woven dresses now and they bloom out depending on how much I blush >////<

(OOC: sorry for the absence! I've had my attention spread across 4 platforms and countless people and ended up forgetting about tumblr,,, sorry for that!)

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In terran systems if you this they put you at the wrong end of a laser carbine :(

In affini systems you get the "job" and your 5 year plan instantly! :)

+1 on anti-feralist talking points

In my nightmares, I'm in a job interview and when the interviewer asks me where I see myself in five years, I confidently answer "on an affini's lap"

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follow-up to my last post: imagine trying to survive affini cards against humanity as an independent

like you're playing the game as normal, then you get a blank card starting with "Nothing feels better than _ !"everyone answers it with a bunch of mundane stuff, but then you look down at your hand and see that the only applicable card you've got is 'domestication'. everything else is completely unrelated to the point that playing it would be throwing

you know that if you play that card, there's no way you're leaving here independent. but up until now you've been doing very well at the game, and the affini you're playing with knows that; if you suddenly throw, you know she's going to want to see what else you had in your hand. if she finds out you intentionally didn't play the domestication card, does that make you a feralist?

domesticated if you do; domesticated if you don't

(bonus points if she also rigged the game to put you into this situation because she wanted you as her floret)

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"This sport is so barbaric," The Affini next to Minerva chided. "Why do you let your floret play it?"

Minerva smirked. "She enjoys rugby and I want to make her happy."

She watched as her precious Steff pushed herself off of the ground before grabbing the bottom of her shirt and lifting it up in order to wipe her bloodied nose. Which had the added benefit of exposing her glistening torso and her strong six pack abs.

"Just want to see her happy," Minerva repeated, nodding to herself as she certainly did not stare at the sweat-drenched girl.

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W-wait...

Independents are like... single people?!

Oh dear.

one thing I love about hdg is the underlying implication that the affini give sophonts the choice of independence not because they value free will but rather because they are deeply romantic

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Don't worry about it! My Warden does the exact same, and apparently, it's actually the polite thing for Affini to do! They're just trying to be nice! :D

Augh help please, I think my Warden is into me.

So I was getting undressed to take a shower, and I caught Miss staring at me through a slightly open door.

And I mean She’s cool, and pretty, and smart, [and my little floret always blushes around me] but I’m not sure if I should say something or what.

Please help fellow independents,and florets too I guess, you girls probably have more experience with this than I do.

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Affini that has a long tongue like vine and shoves it down her florets throat to give them xenodrugs.

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Genuinely. I hoped we could block words and not just tags

it's so sad when u have to unfollow someone and then u don't see their posts anymore. they should invent a half-unfollow where it only stops showing me the posts that fuck me up but still shows me their normal posts and we keep the mutuals badge

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BREAKING: the most pathetic hurtable puppyboy youve ever seen is interacting with the most sadistic predatory wolfgirl youve ever seen. more at 11.

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(Ooc: don't get me started i mess it up so much 😭)

Sure! Friends spunds nice, wanna meet up someplace? There's this really nice hotdog cafe that serves these wonderful corn-dogs!

My Warden says She'll have to be present, and refuses to elaborate why She does (She keeps giggling and typing on Her datapad too!)

What day would suit you best? Next cycle? Or how abourdgzvjzfjsg

[P.S.] Greetings, stole the little petal's pad to just ask how okay you'd be with some Class A fun with the little Wess here? Maybe some class M to make her my pliant doll? Oh how I love when she's speaking my words~

Wess here can't be having her own planning, so I'll do it all for her~ how about the 514th cycle of Milennia? Excuse me, let me translate and just send it over menually~♡

[[Temporal Co-ordinates sent in [Terran Standard]]]

lhcogxzg THANK YOU! DANG WARDEN STOLE MY PAD AGAIN!

Anyway.. uh. Hope to see you then!

hhey tthere... my Miss says your Miss is one of her ffriends and that sshe wants me to interact more wwith other florets- ooh she says you're not a floret yet? that's ssad... aanyways she's having me write this to introduce mmyself and uhm yeah. im emily bbut you can just call me emmy or em.

- emily aculeus romneya, 3rd floret

Hi hi hello!!! My Warden doesn't speak of her friends much, but its good to know at least her friends' florets are so happy to try and be friends with me~!

And don't worry about your mistake, it's one that nearly everyone makes at this point so I've come to accept it♡ (despite how wrong it is >:(() being an independent-to-be isn't that bad honestly, it's actually really cosy having an affini in your living space! They help clean, (they do all of it while you desperately try to help) they read you bedtime stories when you can't sleep... sometimes they even offer side-effect free drugs! Stuff gets hazy after that though but I do know that I had a good time with my Warden...

But anyways! I always am happy to have new friends, and being friends with florets is a key step to "getting my life fixed" as my Warden put it! Happy to talk to you~