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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] trancend, i need to vomit this loser out of me

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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notice how last night featured almost no non-diagetic audio

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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Night encounter in Yellowstone National Park-Michael Block

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Ian Bertram

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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Aeschylus’ The Oresteia: Agamemnon (tr. Richmond Lattimore)

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Post cancelled y’all are too stupid to function.

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by @beetlemoses

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Enamored by this picture of a legless lizard from georgian reptile fb group

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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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Tags discourse over ingredience in my dinner. Tag your opinions on:

Zucchini

Edamame

Broccoli

Tofu

Spicy marinara

Carrots

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reading nabokov is maddening because his writing is so playful and evocative and effortless and english isn't even his first language. he's doing things in a second language most people could spend their lives trying and failing to replicate in their first language. makes me feel like this

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Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1

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