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in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous

ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

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The person I reblogged this from has a blog worth to follow.

Watch as no one reblogs this from me.

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ATTENTION FOLLOWERS, I NEED YOUR HELP

I doubt this`ll work, but I need to prove a point to my dad. Reblog if your primary reason for going on tumblr isn`t porn!

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A girl is working a morning shift at a cafe when a mother comes in with her child.

Girl: So what will it be.

Child: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN!

There is a sudden silence and the mother looks embarrassed.

Mother: Eggs....He would like eggs...

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My week is basically:

Monday

Monday #2

Monday #3

Monday #4

Friday

Saturday

Pre-Monday

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Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

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Saw this. Immediately thought of you.

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what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food

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Found this for ya.

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I think you look great the way you are, but I must admit this just may make you even more attractive. I say go for it.

So I'm in a dilemma. I kinda wanna let more of inner creature of the night out and get bangs....

Not just any bangs. Widows peak bangs. I don’t know why I just love them so much. I’ve had bangs before and I looked good. I wanna get them like this only not such a deep “V”:

What do you guys think? Do you think it would look good on me?