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Have you ever met these guys Picani and Remy?

L: Remy…

Ro: That’s what people call sleep

V: Oh yeah that guy hates me

P: Awww I’m sure he doesn’t

V: No…no he does. Refuses to be in the same room as me. Which is fine, I hate him too.

L: I’m pretty sure having an adversarial relationship with the embodiment of sleep isn’t…entirely healthy.

V: Eh *shrug* I get by.

L: You almost never sleep!

V: It goes with my vibe

L: *shakes his head* you’re pretty…just reminding myself your pretty.

P: I do know that Picani fella, from Thomas’s other show.

L: Yes the one where he overanalyzes trivial things that somehow isn’t our show.

P: He seems nice!

Ro: I know him a little *dramatic pause* he’s my son

L: What…what are you saying right now? Why is your mouth moving? What is- what are-

V: Hey what the hell? You broke my boyfriend. Not cool.

P: Ummm Roman? How exactly is Picani your son?

Ro: Huh? Oh I dunno I thought it would be fun to say. I mean if he’s a creation of Thomas…a creation of his imagination, then yeah I made him. Boom! Proud Papa

L: Why is he like this?

V: Shhh ignore the weird prince guy *rubs Logan’s back*

P: Hey Roman, congratulations!

Ro: Thanks Pat

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Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

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I am a bottom dark cacao believer

Also I'm a dumbass, I put seven instead of eleven😭

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I really don’t like tumblr sometimes because I can’t get rid of the sonadow on my explore page and each time I see a post with my fav ships in it they’re hating on them.

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so not the typical thing I post but spspsps kakairu community. please drop fic recs that have anbu kakashi meeting iruka when they were younger. it can be a fic where they get together when their older and it's just a flashback. it can also just have iruka never realizing that cute anbu boy was kakashi. just something with that. thank you and goodnight

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Kakairu underwater 🍆🐬

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Dark cacaos not that bad to draw

- drew this for my friends purecacao request

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people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

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YOOOOOO I know shit but hear me out. friends to enemies to friends to lovers

ok. kakairu. but it's set in the ace atorney world.

no I don't have a clue ab the roles. yes this is just bc i want more excuses for Iruka in a suit.

im guessing hiruzen as the judge? iruka is court reporter? who also teaches law? more excuses for iruka in suits yeah, yeah

Kakashi might be a detective turned defense attorney???

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superbat coparenting robin!dick grayson is so important to me

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@universallytravelerpirate

ok. kakairu. but it's set in the ace atorney world.

no I don't have a clue ab the roles. yes this is just bc i want more excuses for Iruka in a suit.

im guessing hiruzen as the judge? iruka is court reporter? who also teaches law? more excuses for iruka in suits yeah, yeah

Kakashi might be a detective turned defense attorney???

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For the shipping ask meme : kakairu, for reasons!

What made me ship it: LMAO it was seeing a couple doujins of them back in the 2000's and I went OWO and dived headfirst

Favourite thing about them: They're sooooo mentally unwell about so many things and on the surface it looks like Iruka has his life together and Kakashi doesn't but in canon it is The Opposite. Also that they're both good cooks and keep their places neat and tidy so you know they'd hate seein mud tracked into the house

Unpopular opinion: The fandom relies too much on anime filler and fanon which leads to a lot of woobification of Kakashi and shaving away all of Iruka's actual stubborn edges also the fact that everyone acts as if Gai is Kakashi's only friend when in canon we know Asuma, Kurenai, Tenzo, the Kage's, other ANBU, he gets along with the clan heads and Anko etc whereas Iruka is very much alone if he isn't with Naruto or Tsunade [previously Sarutobi] so like. IDK MAN I JUST THINK THE FANDOM BASTARDISES THEM A LOT BC THEY'RE SO SCARED OF GOING AGAINST POPULAR FANON AND IT SUCKS

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my brain is fully rotting

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I was half asleep making this last night but someone in the kkir server said this was them 😭😭