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[321hanz]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[321hanz]

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

[321hanz]

if yaoi is so good then why aren't they women

[321hanz]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[321hanz]

i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

[321hanz]

always remember to hold ur theythem close and cherish them forever and ever

[321hanz]

i bless the swamps down in dagobah

[321hanz]

his fav cone

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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

[321hanz]

funny thing, the senator danced with a jedi all night during the senate ball.... they must be really good friends.

[321hanz]

a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

[321hanz]

“the girl who wrote call me maybe” as if that’s an insult. as if she didn’t save us all

[321hanz]

hater for hire. if you need someone to hate on anything i'm your guy. i'll hate on anything for next to no reason and i just do it for the love of the game. which i hate

[321hanz]

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

[321hanz]

Han’s lucky that Alderaan blew up because their press would eat him alive. My guy has to contend with the fact that the last Viceroy who married into the royal family is Bail freaking Organa and he ran drugs for a living. Somewhere there is a space Piers Morgan throwing a fit about it.

"han solo would be star wars meghan markle in an alderaan isn't exploded au" isnt meta i ever expected to read but it is nonetheless very correct