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my hair tie is getting more stretched out soon instead of keeping it on my wrist and then its big enough to fit my bulging bicep and then its big enough to fit my bulging neck and then i can fit it onto the big iron tube around my head and then i can fit it around the castle that sits on the tube and then. and then ill be free.

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invisible creatures exist in everything every cup you drink has a fuckin guy chillin in it

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*after you confess your love for me* .....oooohkay lol *looks up at the night sky* Moon looks like shit today

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The jelly lichen on my garden wall: Enchylium tenax. So: Why go out for Leptogium burgessii when I can have Enchylium tenax at home?

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also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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I should be allowed to go on a killing spree without any consequences

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Lovecraft wrote down all the ideas that came to him to do something with later and there are some real bangers in there

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"terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them" and "euthanasia can easily become eugenics" and "we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people" are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected