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You cant even keep a straight face anymore. Because of joke.

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if tumblr was for ants itd probably be called crumblr or something. and also itd be a nanoblogging platform instead of microblogging since theyre really small

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it’s very clever when a musician does a countdown before the song starts that way you don’t get scared when the music comes on because you now know what’s coming

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every time i go outside i am astounded by the power of sun and air

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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

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On one side, we believe that disease is caused by germs. On the other side, they believe that disease is caused by miasma, or malicious spirits, or alien petroleum gods.

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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sign in the middle of nowhere kentucky always spooks me when i pass by it on road trips

Official ominous sign

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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Cyclists are perverts of a high degree

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im a public school teacher part time and despite the gloom-mongering narrative you’ll see online i find that on the whole the kids have been far more kind attentive and curious than i expected. however one of them is named naruto. and another is kanaya

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everything in the natural order is either a miasma or a crystal

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!