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...So is my tumblr glitched or is there a new person. [-OG!Shadow]

Erm. what the goob. nope, i see it too. [-DT!Shadow]

Are they. stealing my. way of typing. [-SPD!Shadow]

...kinda??? It definitely doesn't talk much, which is kinda similar to what you do. [OG!Shadow]

Wheres natdow when you need her man. [DT!Shadow]

HI I HEARD MY NAME !!!! [-NG!Shadow]

. freak. [-SPD!Shadow]

you literally cannot speak girlie. [-NG!Shadow]

ANYWAYS Natdow who the fuck is this new person??? [-DT!Shadow]

Oh!!! Thats E!Shadow! It's kinda been a silent part of the Bastard Gang for awhile now. I guess it decided to pull up. [-NG!Shadow]

why haven't they said anything??? [-OG!Shadow]

They don't really like speaking. honestly, im surprised they added an intro at all. good for her! [-NG!Shadow]

Will not speak much. [-E!Shadow]

Hi!!!!! [-NG!Shadow]

oh hello [-OG!Shadow]

hey man! [-DT!Shadow]

I dont like you. [-SPD!Shadow]

Don't like either. also hi. [-E!Shadow]

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Hey TO!Shadow, don't forget to add a thing to the pinned post. [-DT!Shadow]

Oh, my apologies, I will get on that. Would you also like me to advertise to any other Shadows I come across? [-TO!Shadow]

Oh that'd be hype as hell! [-OG!Shadow]

Who. The fuck.? [-SPD!Shadow]

YOOOOOO SPD!!!! [-DT!Shadow]

I am Tavern Owner!Shadow, I was made aware of your group by Prime. [-TO!Shadow]

Huh. Sick. [-SPD!Shadow]

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SPD IS BACK THE WORLD IS HEALING. [-OG!Shadow]

YOOOOOOO [-DT!Shadow]

Oh!!! Yippee!!! [-K!Shadow]

....well this seems like awkward time to say hello.

Who tf?? [-DT!Shadow]

Shadow Prime mentioned your little group, and I decided to pop in.

Oh! Tavern Owner!Shadow! Hey man! Don't forget to add your little thingy at the end of your messages. [-OG!Shadow]

Oh, my apologies. [-TO!Shadow]

....tavern owner????? [-DT!Shadow]

Yes, I reside in a tavern that goes from place to place. [-TO!Shadow]

Niceee [-DT!Shadow]

OOC: hello!!! Adding another fella to the gang! TO!Shadow's existence appeared in my brain like a nuclear bomb crashing into the earth ngl. Another new one may or may not appear, depends if i finally decide to give them life. Tavern Owner!Shadow is so silly and i love them

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For anyone reading this...SG!Shadow, NG!Shadow, V!Shadow, Q!Shadow, and SPD!Shadow will most likely not appear anymore. The multiverse police finally confronted us, and they were captured. SPD!Shadow lost physical form the moment SG!Shadow was unable to access her magic, and returned to being near ghost like. I'm sorry. [-OG!Shadow]

Mc-fucking-scuse me? They're just- gone??? [-DT!Shadow]

...yes. [-OG!Shadow]

.....so, I won't be able to talk to NG anymore...? [-K!Shadow]

....yeah. sorry, kiddo. [-OG!Shadow]

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So anyways Prime I'm stealing your grandson [-SG!Shadow]

I don't think he's technically my grandson? Melody claimed him as a brother I think, so..i guess he'd be a son? I dunno. [-OG!Shadow]

He calls you and all of us grandma. He's your grandson. Anyways I'm STEALING HIM. HES ADORABLE. HE SAID I'M HIS FAVORITE GRANDMA. HE CALLS ME GODMA. HES MINE NOW. [-SG!Shadow]

NUH UH HES MINE. MINE MINE MINE. FUCK YOU. [-OG!Shadow]

YOU'RE MEAN AND STINKY FUCK YOU. [-SG!Shadow]

KILL YOURSELF HES MY GRANDSON YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. [-OG!Shadow]

WELL GUESS WHO HE'S SNUGGLING WITH RN. ME. KYS YOU STINKY BASTARD. MINE. [-SG!Shadow]

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Pick me up. PICK ME UP RIGHT NOW. TAKE ME HOME. IMMEDIATELY. [-DT!Shadow]

I'll have you know i was only there for entertainment, i had no part in it. [-V!Shadow]

Girly we PUT you there, WHY would we bring you back??? [-OG!Shadow]

FUCK YOU THIS ISN'T EVEN THERAPY ITS WORSE BRING ME BACK [-DT!Shadow]

No <3 [-OG!Shadow]

Sorry man, gotta stay there until you get all sane again. And hey, theres literally no possible multiversal threats in that universe, nothing could go wrong, you'll be fine. [-SG!Shadow]

If you cooperate with them, then it will help greatly in your recovery, and you may leave quicker. [-Q!Shadow]

...fine. [-DT!Shadow]

Whats going on? [-K!Shadow]

DT did some. Very bad things, because they weren't really okay mentally. So, we sent them to stay with some friends for awhile to properly recover. [-NG!Shadow]

Yes. I will. Be watching over. Them. Until they are. Okay. [-SPD!Shadow]

Hi baby...uh. babyit? Babythey? Whats the agender version of babygirl [-NG!Shadow]

I. Do not mind. Babygirl. Do not. Worry. [-SPD!Shadow]

Oh okay. Hi babygirl!!! I just watched to grotesquely reach down your throat and bring out your phone, so that wasn't horrifying at all. Why do you keep it there? [-NG!Shadow]

Because. [-SPD!Shadow.]

...fair enough. [-NG!Shadow]

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Gotta love when SG!Shadow finally stops being a spoilsport and starts joining in on the chaos!!!! [-NG!Shadow]

. When did you take this??? I never saw you with a camera??? [-SG!Shadow]

Nobody ever does :3 [-NG!Shadow]

:0 WOAH! THAT FIRE IS SO PRETTY!! [-K!Shadow]

Im on the K!Shadow hype train actually [-SG!Shadow]

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Hi guys!!! [-K!Shadow]

GUYS STAY CALM THE BEST MEMBER OF THE BASTARD GANG HAS FINALLY ARRIVED [-NG!Shadow]

...should we be swearing around the child? [-SG!Shadow]

Its okay! Auntie swears all the time! I'm not allowed to though... [-K!Shadow]

Oh my goddesses she already added her little entry thing to the pinned post. This is why shes the best of us. [-NG!Shadow]

Oh god theres a child. Why is there a child. [-OG!Shadow]

Shut up, be nice or I'll punt you into the sun. [-NG!Shadow]

0_0 [-OG!Shadow]

Oh my god i forgot any of us were ever children. This is weird I dont like it. [-V!Shadow]

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Okay, DT!Shadow and V!Shadow are contained. Hows it going with contacting that weird therapy place the piss dorito was shipped off to? [-OG!Shadow]

Not well, I have no fucking idea how to reach them. [-SG!Shadow]

Well, it IS for people like Bill. not people like DT!Shadow. it checks out that you're struggling. [-NG!Shadow]

Prime? You got any good therapy places in your universe? [-SG!Shadow]

Why the FUCK would I know??? Unrelated, I can probably figure something out, don't worry about it. [-OG!Shadow]

Okay good. Id rather not brawl someone like Bill for another 30 goddamn minutes just because DT!Shadow started the apocalypse again. shit HURTS. [-SG!Shadow]

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I am happy to report that there is infact a Shadow fight happening right now!!! Anyways, update done, gotta throw hands with V!Shadow, brb. [-NG!Shadow]

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Gravity is SUPER fucked up, and there's a living water tower stomping around, so I THINK Weirdmageddons started. Feel free to pull up and join in on the fun! [-DT!Shadow]

Jesus fucking christ. [-SG!Shadow]

....okay, riddle me this batman, how the fuck am I supposed to get over there? [-V!Shadow]

What. V!Shadow said. [-SPD!Shadow]

Shit, you right, hang on lemme hit up Bill and get him to yank yall over here. [DT!Shadow]

I'm already there personally :3 [-NG!Shadow]

....SG!Shadow? Should we like? Stop this? [-OG!Shadow]

...Maybe. [-SG!Shadow]

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^^^ some information for yall so you'll stop complaining about my documentaries :33 [-NG!Shadow]

I WILL be continuing to complain about your stalker behavior, though this does make it. Slightly better? I guess? [-SG!Shadow]

WHY IS YOUR LEG ONLY MANGLED WHEN I LOST THE ENTIRE THING?? [-OG!Shadow]

I think thats just a skill issue man. [-NG!Shadow]

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After much debate and discussion, I think I'll have to decline your offer DT!Shadow. its very tempting, but I think its better as an idea rather than reality. The guilt would not be fun. [-OG!Shadow]

Thank FUCK. I seriously thought you were going to do it for a second there. [-SG!Shadow]

V!Shadow being a bad influence was not helping ngl. im glad you popped in to bring me to my senses. [-OG!Shadow]

BOOOOO, BORING. WHERE IS YOUR ANGER. WHERE IS YOUR RAGE !!!! DONT YOU JUST WANNA GO BATSHIT?! [-V!Shadow]

SHUT UP NOBODY CARES. [-OG!Shadow]

Disappointing. But okay!! Sound off if you're taking the offer, I gotta start working on convincing Bill. [-DT!Shadow]

ME!!! [-V!Shadow]

I will. Take your offer. [-SPD!Shadow]

I don't plan on actually participating, but I will be there recording and documenting the whole thing!! [-NG!Shadow]

Q!Shadow? [-DT!Shadow]

I will be refraining from committing genocide. [-Q!Shadow]

Just another reminder, you ARE talking about Genocide here. [-SG!Shadow]

Ignoring SG!Shadow, got it! I'll talk to em about getting you three involved! [-DT!Shadow]

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Hey DT!Shadow. Hey. Hey honey. Hey babygirl. Hey darling honey boo boo bear. Why did you actively reach out to another version of the genocidal maniac you're working with. [-SG!Shadow]

Because silly. Why? [-DT!Shadow]

Because. Honey. You're already dealing with one psychopath. Why the fuck would you ACTIVELY REACH OUT TO ANOTHER??? [-SG!Shadow]

I just wanted to make sure it wasn't MY psychopath!!! And it wasn't!!! No harm done! [-DT!Shadow]

I mean, thank GODDESSES, because I don't want to deal with your bastard triangle outside of preventing his presence during our hangouts, but just!!! Why!!! Was this necessary!!!! [-SG!Shadow]

. I don't actually know. I just thought it'd be silly. Not that big a deal. Plus, it's not like "my bastard triangle" is a threat. He's actively said he'd let me join the gang once weirdmagedon starts. Actually, I could probably get yall involved in this too! [-DT!Shadow]

Oooo!!!! Mass genocide!!!! My favorite flavor of murder!!! I am SO in. By the way, tell the bastard triangle I like his style. [-V!Shadow]

Might. Be fun. [-SPD!Shadow]

....I. would rather stay uninvolved. Thank you for offering, though. [-Q!Shadow]

.....I'll think about it. [-OG!Shadow]

I would rather stay out of this, but I will be recording this entire thing!!! As I have been!! [-NG!Shadow]

Are??? You all crazy??? We're talking about GENOCIDE here! They're planning on destroying that entire UNIVERSE! Am I SERIOUSLY the only one against this? [-SG!Shadow]

I do believe I stated I would rather stay out of DT!Shadow's plans. That is my way of saying, as one of you would put it, "Fuck no." [-Q!Shadow]

Is being a passive observer not being against it? [-NG!Shadow]

...okay to be fair, I can hardly ever tell what Q!Shadow is saying. She talks too proper. Also yes? But like you aren't actively trying to STOP her, so no? I don't know. [-SG!Shadow]

Look. Not everyone has the luxury of being stable like you do. You may have been able to fully recover and live a normal-ish life, but the rest of us? We don't have that. Hell, I've considered murder sprees more times than I can count, just to get this bottled up frustration and anger out. The only thing stopping me has been the consequences of my actions. With DT!Shadow, she has a point. Her actions don't matter over there because it's not her universe. Meaning mine wouldn't matter either. I'm not saying I'm in, I'm not saying I'm out. Like I said. I'll think about it. [-OG!Shadow]

...I truly hope you all come to your senses, and realize that this is truly insane. [-SG!Shadow]

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Oh thank Goddesses. Yeah no I kinda got that message. He gives off toxic ex vibes and I'm not sure he's uh....right in the head. And not in the genocidal maniac way. I have 0 regrets though, fuck it we BALL [-DT!Shadow]

You aren't the triangle that I'm helping start weirdmageddon right? Because i may have been shittalking my version on main and I'd rather not lose a kidney.

(If you are, then i meant absolutely nothing of anything i ever said and you're hallucinating actually)

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NO WORRIES! I’M A COMPLETELY SEPARATE CIPHER. CAREFUL ABOUT WHICHEVER ONE YOU’RE WORKING WITH THOUGH HE MAY END UP TAKING MORE THAN A KIDNEY

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Sniff. By the way. Unsure if we should keep using my universe for hangouts. I just remembered that i DO have a universe police that almost destroyed the house due to a friend trying to return to their home universe. So. Er. [-OG!Shadow]

...ignoring the fact that you only NOW remembered that, uhhhm....DT!Shadow? [-SG!Shadow]

Girl. Girlypop. Honey boo boo bear. May I again remind you of the fact that I am indeed starting the apocalypse. [-DT!Shadow]

...why are you doing that again? [-Q!Shadow]

As a distraction from the guilt and pain and loneliness and trauma an

.....er??? Hello??? You. You didn't finish your message. [-OG!Shadow]

I just did a but of a wellness check, the piss triangle is back. Yoinked em out of the driver seat before they could finish typing. Also Narrator is cackling?? Gang. Hear me out. I don't think the triangle is a good thing. [-SG!Shadow]

Oh come on!! You all are so boring! Shes been through a lot, let her have a bit of fun for once! [-V!Shadow]

I. Agree with. V!Shadow. [-SPD!Shadow]

....i suppose. Fine. If it goes too far, we HAVE to intervene. But fine. [-Q!Shadow]

Man, this book on DT!Shadow is gonna be crazy. [-NG!Shadow]

Wait BOOK??? [-OG!Shadow]

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Hey. Uh. Has anyone heard from V!Shadow? I know they're not. Like. Part of the gang. But i don't think they came back with us from our latest visit to Shadow Prime's universe... [-SG!Shadow]

Yall were here..? Why didn't you say anything? [-OG!Shadow]

Uhhh... sorry, I got a bit caught up chatting with your House peeps. Haven't seen some of them in hundreds of years, yknow? [-SG!Shadow]

...No, I have not seen V!Shadow- Did she leave with us? [-Q!Shadow]

Teehee :3 [-V!Shadow]

Oh Goddesses. Right. Well. In that case, I'm gonna kee the Shadow Realm nice and closed off. [-OG!Shadow]