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damn a danville city council member was just set on fire in his office
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this custie that comes in once maybe twice a week whos i think one of the owners of my favorite cafe has this adorable pinup look and im enamored w the style on her
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we could solve the male loneliness epidemic by starting handwashing clubs. scrub up
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there are two butchers next door to each other the one on the left loves the sound of animals screaming in pain and tissues tearing between teeth and the one on the right kisses the animals face and feeds it caviar for its last meal but the butchers will always match in quality, style, portions, selection, and price and they source their meat from the same place too. and they keep track of who shops where so they can scorn them for their attitudes and beliefs
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that side-scroll Recommended Communities thing on the tumblr app had Body Builders with a photo definitely catered to horny gay men as the image, then Armpit Lovers, then Bikinis on beautiful women, and finally Friendly Artists
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ive noticed my manager loses his cool when hes under stress. he gets micromanage-y and finds everything grating. every normal question or request is used as a chance to "correct" me
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the iof itself is saying they have no proof hamas has stolen or steals un aid
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