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I have no relevant skills.

I am unpleasant to work with.

I like to cause problems.

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JASON SAID NON BINARY RIGHTS

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Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

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disney now owns this joke

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me to god

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financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

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umm thats his blanket now

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the funniest yet most under appreciated bfu moment

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time is hard

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We have been blessed

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nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

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Today in “Hozier liked”

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tigers!!