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"It happened, but not the way you said."
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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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The lack of self-awareness is truly astounding.
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Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”
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the circus was in town that day 🤡
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peep peep
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Yearning for someone who doesn't exist
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blue eggs
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