3rad5you
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3rad5you · 4 hours ago
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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink
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3rad5you · 5 hours ago
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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3rad5you · 10 hours ago
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3rad5you · 10 hours ago
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last week I described my email inbox as a Sisyphean task to my coworker because that day I genuinely just could not get my email count down lower than 15, every email I opened and replied to would immediately be replaced with another new message, and today I walked into that coworkers office looking dejected again and she said “what’s wrong? Another syphilis day or whatever?”
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3rad5you · 11 hours ago
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Why are my friends like this
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3rad5you · 1 day ago
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Assume that if you have another means to contact them (email/text/etc), you haven't heard anything from them.
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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3rad5you · 1 day ago
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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3rad5you · 1 day ago
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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."
This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find
Some people get existential dread from this
Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating
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3rad5you · 1 day ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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3rad5you · 1 day ago
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my spouse and i disagree
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3rad5you · 1 day ago
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they should let me design tshirts
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3rad5you · 2 days ago
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normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even
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3rad5you · 2 days ago
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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use
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3rad5you · 3 days ago
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Vision: A mathematical wiki which tracks a dependency graph for each theorem. You can click on the theorem and it builds a path from foundations to that theorem for you as a big long page you can scroll through to learn it, and it automatically inserts little suggestions of examples to look at along the way.
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3rad5you · 3 days ago
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Population per capita in each U.S.A. state.
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3rad5you · 3 days ago
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RIP yahoo answers
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3rad5you · 3 days ago
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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