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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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Maybe if Orpheus had thrown a grenade at Hades, grabbed Eurydice and legged it then they would have made it.

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peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

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thesaurus.com save me

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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this single frame from the tng episode "rascals" just annihilated me

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every other character-centric DS9 episode: wow, I just went through something really intense but now I have a deeper appreciation for life and a better understanding of myself!

O'Brien DS9 episodes: had to kill myself (again) :(

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*crawling through the dirt bleeding out* boobs... i need to see.. boobs..

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Some closeups of the best graffiti I've ever seen

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I was cooking on twitter today

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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A sweet, floral Emmrook commission for @transbeetleboy! I loved working on this piece, I haven't indulged in drawing flowers in a while and I always enjoy capturing soft moments like these :') thank you so much!

commission info / tip jar

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If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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five year plan: fag it up