3rdfloorghost
3rdfloorghost
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Kristen / artist / musician / freelancer / NYC
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3rdfloorghost · 13 hours ago
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture
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3rdfloorghost · 3 days ago
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A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today
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3rdfloorghost · 3 days ago
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Thailand legalising weed for the entire country all at once, was lowkey such a funny event because literally everyone went crazy with it. They were putting weed in everything, man, we had weed fried chicken, weed omelette, weed soda, weed lotion, weed popcorn, tempura weed, it was insane. They were putting weed in fucking everything they could think of even shit that you're not eating, they were putting marijuana in like lipbalm.
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3rdfloorghost · 5 days ago
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Utterly enthralled by these little guys on Elden Ring's time dial.
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3rdfloorghost · 7 days ago
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3rdfloorghost · 9 days ago
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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable
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3rdfloorghost · 12 days ago
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3rdfloorghost · 17 days ago
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Two Women Teaching a Child to walk by Rembrandt.
Circa 1640, sketch
British Museum, London
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3rdfloorghost · 19 days ago
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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3rdfloorghost · 21 days ago
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speaking as a former employee of the television industry… if you’re below the line you don’t really get to choose what you work on. Most of the time you just end up on whichever gigs your connections pull you onto and which line up with your calendar.
I’ve poured hours and hours of my life into some extremely mid shit, but at least I got fed and paid for it lmao
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3rdfloorghost · 21 days ago
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DUDE WHAT
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3rdfloorghost · 21 days ago
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Most hoard images from Wikipedia.
Found with the rest of the hoard, the handaxe pictured above was probably found either while digging his own hole for the treasure or maybe earlier in a precious bout of hoarding by some Romano-Briton who thought it was cool enough to bury along with all of his coins and Juliane's bracelet, because cool rock. This was absolutely the correct move.
Article here from Smithsonian Magazine.
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3rdfloorghost · 24 days ago
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Contrary to popular belief the biggest beginner's roadblock to art isn't even technical skill it's frustration tolerance, especially in the age of social media. It hurts and the frustration is endless but you must build the frustration tolerance equivalent to a roach's capacity to survive a nuclear explosion. That's how you build on the technical skill. Throw that "won't even start because I'm afraid it won't be perfect" shit out the window. Just do it. Just start. Good luck.
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3rdfloorghost · 24 days ago
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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3rdfloorghost · 24 days ago
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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
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3rdfloorghost · 29 days ago
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3rdfloorghost · 29 days ago
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Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might not notice your car when he’s merging into the lane. Failing to protect worker’s rights impacts nearly everyone
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