I AM SWIFTLY MOVING TOWARDS A SOLUTION WHICH PLEASES NOBODY!
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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed
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absolutely cannot get over this cold open from etho’s let’s play 13 years ago
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every discord server has the guy experiencing problems you didn’t even know were possible
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Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you
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probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this
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Under sea ecosystems are bullshit.
Like imagine you're a little rabbit and you go to nibble on a tree sapling but as soon as you go to take a bite it takes off like a fucking helicopter and disappears over the horizon.
Then, before you can process what just happened, the entire patch of grass you were standing on turns out to be a fox who had turned itself inside out and you die.
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do you really think anyones ever listened to the mountain goats
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Was compelled to make this during a conversation about commonly disliked bugs
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Grahhh fuck!! I have this stupid desire for human connection!!!!
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Sniffle... ermmm.. whimper.... bleah.. sob.....

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told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book
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