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Pope and Lena in a deleted scene from Animal Kingdom's season 2
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random pope moments that make me bark
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robby lets down the very sweet first year who looks at him with stars in her eyes very gently. talks to you nice and slowly about the inappropriate age gap and power imbalance and all the reasons why whatever was going on between you two is wrong and needs to stop. (all that was going on was overly friendly arm touches and a lot of back and forth and how prettily you smile at him when he helps you save someone’s life in a new way for the first time, and ask him if he wants to get a drink with you after the shift to celebrate.) unfortunately you are very nice and nod and agree with him and shake your head like you’re stupid for thinking you and robby could possibly be anything more than just an intern and her attending. you go home and mope about it and drink wine about it and then try to move on, like a mature person would. unfortunately when robby learns that you and some surgery resident went on what seems to be a very good first date, he becomes the most immature person alive.
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The cousin of "he would not say that:" he would not keep saying that. It was a one off funny line for one particular situation. Every memorable line does not need to become a running gag.
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when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?
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yall i SWEAR im still writing. nothing is abandoned. im just on holidays and under strict instructions from my beloved and beta to not write so my brain can chill and not over heat. stop freaking out in my inbox. i am not a damn machine, i cannot pump out chapters at that fast rate consistently. i'm aiming for hopefully once weekly updates once im back on tuesday. Christ.
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I like how the birds show that this absolute unhinged king has been sitting there long enough that they don't see him as a threat anymore, that this motherfucker is up on the very tippy edge of a crane that's not even as wide as his lotus pose, to fucking meditate. Just imagine that you're going to work on a normal day, everything is semi-okay in Bludhaven today, and you look up and see this asshole just sitting there, not moving. Not doing anything. It's daylight, shouldn't this guy have gone home by now? Why's he not moving? Is he waiting for something to happen? Are you in danger right now? You haven't even finished half of your morning Starbucks yet. And you don't even know this asshole is just meditating up there, like someone who has never met a single hinge in his goddamned life.
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can you talk to me like you talk to your cat
#he*wwoo* babie how *are* you?? yeah? *yeah*? mhm i loooove you#aww look at your little peets aw baaaby
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Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?
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“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”
Wrong!!!
I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too
I love immigration
#this came up in my interantional politics class#its the reason i stopped going to the tutorials. bc people r STUPID AND DISAGREE W THAT#“but theyre illegal” THEYRE STILL PEOPLE LACHLAN
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I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots



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#he probably keeps his pockets stocked out of habit#10 blade. condoms. gauze. snacks. bandaids. phone keys wallet#u know he mourns not being able to wear his army issue pants everywhere bc POCKETS
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I like the sound of funky music + alignment chart
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Pope and Lena in a deleted scene from Animal Kingdom's season 2
#hes so DAD#AUHGGGGHGGHFJKDGDFJKGDFHKLJGDFHJKFHJGHJFKHJF#hes just.... so larg and dad and grumbly and i want to sit on his dick#he deserves babies
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Shawn Hatosy on the set of Animal Kingdom.
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[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond
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