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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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if i were polyamorous id individually message everybody in my polycule saying i needed gas money
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan
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