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sloane annaliese deangelis . . . 2025 f1 rookie.

SLOANE DEANGELIS IS THE ANGEL OF DEATH.

it's a well-known fact that when she passes you, you'll never catch up. she was like that as the sim racer 'ANG3LOFDE4TH' and is equally ruthless as a driver for mercedes-amg petronas f1 team. going from sim racing to formula 1 in two years is no easy task, yet deangelis was up for the challenge.

going from sim racing to f1 academy, an all-girls single-seater f2 equivalent was hard enough. plagued with traditional media treating her like the devil incarnate and new-age media believing her to be the future of SIM racing altogether, she was stuck in between a rock and a hard place.

sloane has spent too much time training for everyone other than the media to deliberately choose to ignore her. she feels out of place and lost, and her manager is doing the best to help her adjust. he's trying. she feels so lonely for a girl that should feel on top of the world. she's good at the PR game - playing off the other drivers' lack of interest in her as "normal" but when she feels separated from the other rookies, she wishes she was different. that she didn't want things like this - the fame and glory - and that she was just, someone else.

SHE'S TRAINED FOR THIS. WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE SHE HASN'T?

01/19/05 , 20. #13 for MERCEDES. 2x F1 SIM CHAMP. 1x F1 ACADEMY CHAMP. capricorn sun, taurus moon, virgo rising. bisexual. irish-italian, raised in ireland.

soundtrack of my life . . . high , sivik. back to blonde , sienna spiro. machine girl , adéla. crash&burn , bea miller. holy , pvris. your love , she wants revenge.

SO. THE RUNDOWN IS:

this is deadass a stolen plot from gran turismo. i'm being dead serious. i took one look at that movie and went "okay yeah that's my backstory now"

mercedes, in attempt to up their PR game for the f1 academy and/or f2 series, begin an attempt of bringing in a sim racer into the fold, choosing sloane deangelis, an irish 18-year-old who won 2 SIM titles in 2022 and 2023.

recruited to help me succeed is nico rosberg (i had to. i'm SORRYYYY) WDC winner and former mercedes driver, as well as several PR team-members.

within 6 months, i am sent to f1 academy (a now-scripted to be better all-female single-seater feeder series) and win the title in 2024.

sent to f1 after lewis announces his departure from mercedes in kimi's place. (kimi is still there, just "not ready" for f1 ig)

⊹ ࣪ ˖₊˚⊹⋆ F1 ROOKIE DR HERE I AMMMMMM omg i was originally supposed to post this 2 days ago but i fucked up the moodboard and then got a new phone 💔💔💔 n e ways it's fixed now lol but yes!!!!! i loooooove this dr and the aesthetic for this dr is so different from how i normally script my aesthetic/appearance (normally waaaay more color lol)

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YUHHH

ANASTASIA S. JONES... born nov 9, 1999. car number 9 since 2012. driver for mercedes-amg petronas. racing under the australian flag.

winner of toyota racing, f4, formula renault, and f2 championships; multiple race winner in the world rally championship. the indomitable defeater of archaic motorsport records. the fia's worst nightmare in the form of a girl with pink hair. tame impala disciple above all else.

in 2021… my first season in formula 1 with williams racing. after spending my junior career in the red bull driver academy, it was a shock for me to move to the mercedes-aligned williams team. consistent in qualifying, and an expert at translating saturday blazes into points scoring for the team, i easily won rookie of the year. 

in 2022… i was lured back to red bull with false hopes and pretty lies of promotion. “it's only temporary” they said as they led me into the alpha tauri garage. i should have listened to mark. i lasted 6 months before i saught toto out myself with a proposition. chr*stian h*rner had done my head in. despite all the shit i got in the media from h*rner himself, i outperformed the car all season, as well as my teammate yuki (shoutout fellow red bull soldier 🧡).

in the 2022 off season… i devoted my attention to surfing, and did pretty well! (i won an event in the WSL tour as a wildcard entry). it was a better use of my time than worrying over red bull.

in 2023… i came third in the world championship, outperforming lewis. it was literally a miracle. after working that hard to be in a car capable of championships, fat chance i was going to slack off. 

and coming soon in 2024… the first australian driver to win the australian grand prix. my first win at my home race. Literal tears. Unstoppable tears. Stay tuned!

close friends include oscar piastri, romeo carter, victoria darling, lewis hamilton, kaito saeki, samuel goode, & sirius black. 

major opps being lando norris and charles leclerc. no elaboration. i will fight to the death.

and my love interest? take a massive fucking guess! like seriously i bet you won't be able to guess who it is. surprise! cough. regulus black.

dr soundtrack: busy earnin' by jungle, sympathy is a knife by charli xcx, andrea by bad bunny&buscabulla, another night by clara la san, and alter ego by tame impala.

here's my playlist if you're curious! 

ok i think that's it. bye!

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ঌ Stardew Valley DR.

i. mood board ii. desc iii. playlist

🌵 Hope's Peak Ranch

" 𝔒n the dry side of Stardew Valley, the land was wide and golden, bathed in the warmth of the sun. Though the land was parched, it was still perfect for farming. The fields stretched endlessly, ready to yield crops suited to the dry climate. wheat, corn, and hearty root vegetables thrived here. Wooden horse ranches dotted the landscape, blending into the rugged terrain. "

It’s been a month since Lucious Bianchi arrived at the farm, and ranch life is still a mystery to him. Back home, sports was easy. Everything moved fast—lifting weights, running drills, pushing through practice. But here? Hauling hay, mucking stalls, and daily chores? That’s a whole different game. It’s tougher than he expected, but he’s getting the hang of it—even if it doesn’t come as naturally as sports did.

PLAYLIST Mary Mississippi - Olivia Barnes forget your roots- buffalo traffic jam Pink skies - Zach Bryan Bodyguard - Beyonce

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𝕷𝗨𝗖𝗜𝗢𝗨𝗦 ��𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗦

Call me lucious or lucy. I'm genderfluid and bisexual. franco colapinto's only bf. I sometimes draw and edit. I am bahamian, dominican and brazilian. you can find me on tiktok and instagram under the user @luciousdr

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I've shifted multiple times, been a shifter since 2018. I enjoy talkimg about my dr family alot. I rarely do storytimes because i'm scared it might not meet people's expectations lmao.

✶ formula one

✶ fame

✶ rapper

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anyways. i’m going to be so real because i am sick to death of people treating shifting/loa creators like personal therapists, servants, or human manifestation calculators. at what point does it click that we are actual people? not some floating concept meant to guide you through your entire existential crisis. not some customer service hotline for your shifting woes. you are not owed endless hand-holding and free labour just because you asked nicely (or, let’s be honest, didn’t).

and god, the entitlement of some people. no, it wasn’t funny when i was asked for explicit information about my dr boyfriend WHO IS SEVENTEEN AND A REAL PERSON. no, it wasn’t funny when someone asked if we have angry sex ?????. no, it wasn’t funny when someone literally told me to get r4p3d for being a ‘liar’ and then not even specifying exactly what i was lying about. or asking me to manifest that you die. or telling me that i'm your s/o. do you hear yourselves? do you see how deranged this is? i am a seventeen-year-old girl, i have said this multiple times, to go ahead and click on my profile, then on my little inbox box, proceed to type that, proceed to turn on anon, and proceed to send that is full on insanity.

i’m sick of it. i’m sick of babying you. and i can fully understand why some people turn into tough love creators, because you can discover everything by just going to my masterlist. i’m sick of explaining theory in dms, then in asks, then in comments, only for you to turn around and say, ‘but i still can’t shift, i still can’t manifest.’ i’m sick of posting an in-depth breakdown of why something isn’t working, only for you to ignore it and repeat the same complaint. if you don’t want to help yourself, i can’t help you. no one can help you. if you refuse to engage with the material, then that’s on you.

i am not a prophet. i am not your personal shifting coach. i am not your mother, your diary, or your emotional support system. i am someone who also doubts. who also struggles. who also has days where nothing works. i have over 580 asks right now, and do you know how many of them are just variations of the same question? how many of them are cruel, entitled, coy little jabs meant to bait me into giving some grand confession that shifting isn’t real? or trying to find some tiny detail to run me off the site? it’s exhausting. we are not required to keep going when you make this an unsafe space. the implication that we owe you proof, that we owe you our experiences, that we owe you some kind of public performance of shifting so you can sit there and scrutinise it for cracks. the entitlement is staggering.

shifting and loa creators are people. we cannot and will not manifest or shift for you. we are not responsible for your progress, and we are not responsible for giving you infinite, unpaid emotional labour while you refuse to actually put in effort yourself. stop being weird.

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sloane avery mackintosh . . . better cr

A HEART OF GOLD WITH LOCKS TO MATCH!

sophomore at university of massachusetts at cherry hill. musical theater major. 19. born in 04. singer first. an angel personified. major napper. bisexual. 5 foot 9. aquarius sun, taurus moon, virgo rising. a walking clairo song. infp. disney princess-in-training.

soundtrack of my life . . . spring into summer , lizzy mcalpine. ever seen , beabadoobee. girl i've always been , olivia rodrigo. juna , clairo. all my love , noah kahan. new year's day , taylor swift.

⊹ ࣪ ˖₊˚⊹⋆ hello mackinators!!!! first off this formatting is suuuper ib the lovely & talented @laylasverse so credits to her first and foremost!! second of all this animated moodboard took SOOOO long but i'm so proud of it so i hope y'all think this is cool lol anyways yes it's my better cr! this is the closest y'all will receive to an about me for this dr bc my better cr self is veeeery similar to my cr self and i'm ngl if i share even where i live in my better cr i'm like. giving away Actual Information About Myself. So.

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guys, it's finally happening. annalations is back in session, with today's yap being about...

REGULUS BLACK IN MY DRs

yeah. it's THE regulus post. IM FINALLY DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

so far, reg is in five drs of mine: marauders (duh), f1, asoiaf, twilight (bear with me), and kingsman. today i will be detailing what he's like in those drs because i am lowkey very proud of myself for being creative and fitting him in as well as i can. and also i love him. BLEUUUUGH!!!!

the BASICS about him:

he's a leo. his birthday is august 7, and he's a little less than a year younger than me (COUGAR ALERT!!! 😱). the original reason he's an august baby is cause i refused to have him be more than a year younger than me in my marauders dr... but now it's kind of stuck, and he is like 100% a leo in my head. Well yes!

he is in fact half french and speaks it fluently

in every dr he's in, sirius is his brother. i am not being responsible for separating them (again...)

he is also always bffs with evan. i'm not separating them EITHER!!

i don't have a specific fc for him - no one fits my vision. timothée chalamet is probably the closest you can get, but there are several people who have an element of regulus to them, those being: elijah hewson, alain delon, and (occasionally) mark eydelshteyn.

HUGELY IMPORTANT!!! he has grey eyes and faint freckles on his nose. FIGHT ME IDGAF

and now... drum roll for... the JUICY STUFF!!!

‧₊˚❀ MARAUDERS REALITY ༉‧₊˚.

regulus is like. default regulus in this dr, because – of course! – this is the source material (regrettably)

we are both in seventh year...

he's the slytherin prefect and seeker. Yay.

i am also seeker on the gryffindor team. Bound to be total, utter joy competing against him

MY SPURNED MORTAL ENEMY!!!.............. unless?

we've known each other since we were 6 and 7 years old, and from that point on we were great friends

he was best friends with evan, and i was best friends with sirius, but despite that, him and i were really close, and had a much more... tame? vibe

(sirius and i were/are crazy)

this, however, was until fifth year when he randomly decided to dump me. in front of the whole school. on the quidditch pitch. after i won. Soooo cool!

so now we don't like each other (we are both liars)

i guess you could call us more rivals than enemies but he sure does not do me any favours

although he does have a penchant for staring at me in potions... must be the humidity playing tricks on me

DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is not a death eater. won't happen ever. NOT ON MY WATCH!!! #NotMyRegulus

‧₊˚❀ F1 REALITY ༉‧₊˚.

controversially, regulus is Not an f1 driver in this dr. Sorry! i am too weak to date my coworkers 💔 (+ he'd hate it)

rather, he studies classics at oxford (cough... NERD...) and is a piano tutor in his spare time

i've known him since we were 13 or 14 – him and evan met in boarding school, and i would see a LOT of him because of how close they were

we did not get along in the beginning, which was entirely my fault 😞

long story short, we were rivals/frenemies for a while until we eventually grew out of it and didn't see each other as often

we hung out at a party last year, but fell victim to miscommunication (NOOO!!! NOOOOOO!) and now have beef AGAIN!!!!!!

but never fear! everything will work out because he will mysteriously show up at the first race of the season in bahrain, looking to talk to me!

#Pray4Me

#I'mGoingToDie

‧₊˚❀ ASOIAF REALITY ༉‧₊˚.

this dr is very much still in the works (so bear with me me if some of this doesn't make exact sense), but i am quite proud of it...

i made house black an actual house of the north. their land, or territory that they control, is called the blacklands, and it's known for being a freaking horror movie

in this dr, sirius was a (very good but very slutty) knight who suspiciously went missing... (ran away to the free cities), leaving reg as the sole heir...

regulus black, now lord of his family and house after his father was taken ill, finds himself in a living nightmare – aligned with house bolton, complicit in the betrayal of the starks, and surrounded on all sides by stark allies

guess what. motherfucker gets kidnapped

for less than 12 hours though!

somehow the shittiest mormont bannermen are tasked with taking him (they obviously know that regulus has never held a sword in his LIFE)

lucky for him, i stumble upon him in a bit of a pickle, and decide to help him out. you know, being a knight of valour and justice and all that

guys it's nothing! really it's just a day in the life of the best knight in westeros (jaime lannister i'm gonna end u).

this little run-in basically puts us on a tedious road back to getting him to his family

hilarity ensues, and ends with me swearing allegiance to him and ONLY him. NOT his family. romance is in fact not dead and neither is my undying devotion

sirius also comes back from the dead after hearing about regulus being in trouble, which adds MORE drama to everything

"unhand my brother!" (i promptly laugh in his face)

MORE hilarity ensues, because everyone eventually finds out who i actually am (balon greyjoy's daughter). fun for all the family!

if you can't tell, this dr is a bit unserious. i don't really like everyone getting stabbed to death or burnt alive, so i will in fact be working my way around that (somehow). Stay Tuned!

‧₊˚❀ TWILIGHT REALITY ༉‧₊˚.

now, the lore is deep with this one

regulus is a vampire. YAY! but was also a wizard! Oh?

yeah. this is sort of a hp x twilight dr, but i have no interaction with the magic side of it because i dont want to. TAKE THAT!

DISCLAIMER 2!!! he has never taken a human life and point blank refuses to even think about it

basically, similar to canon, regulus died trying to destroy horcruxes, but didn't... actually... die. he was turned into a vampire

AGAIN!!!!!!! HE WAS NOT A DEATH EATER!!!!! just a fucking genius

anyways he went to albania to try and find that fuckass diadem and ended up getting bit by a vampire at the age of 19. good for him (he thinks it's worse than death #EdwardCullenCore)

vampires and wizards have MAJOR arcane ancient beef (like in the hp books) and so regulus was turned almost entirely out of spite. it was a huge FUCK YOU! from his maker

because vampires are technically dead, as soon as he was turned, he lost all his magic, and all connection to the magical world. it was basically as if he never had any in the first place

once he was changed, he had to learn everything from the beginning, because he knew nothing about non-magical society

it also caused an identity crisis because he spent his whole life being told that his family was superior because they were "pureblooded" but none of it mattered in relation to magic because. DEATH IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER!!

anywho

he basically hid out in the scottish highlands for a couple decades, learning how to assimilate with society and act human

he also pretended to be his own descendant and has inherited his own house twice by doing it. (i think edward also does the same thing from memory...)

he finds it very amusing to give his fictional descendants the worst names possible as well. the last name he made up was HERCULES BLACK?????????? putain de merde, as the french say

he also found a way into the magical world and tried to see sirius (did not go well; he hasn't tried again)

he went out looking for other vampires because he realised he knew nothing after 40 something years as one, and eventually ended up at the cullens

which is where i come in!

imagine my surprise when i – friend of the quileutes, sworn enemy of edward cullen, and freshly back from australia – am ambushed on my shift at the hospital by a new freaking vampire! and he's HOT?! I'm COOKED!

anyways! L for jasper as well because reg is younger than him and has way better self control. bulletproof self control actually

also regulus' power is. he can sort of hypnotise people? he can make eye contact with someone and put them in a trance – they won't remember anything for a period of 30 seconds to 5 minutes depending on how long he looks at them for

alice has taken to calling him medusa while i was away LMFAOOOOO

‧₊˚❀ KINGSMAN REALITY ༉‧₊˚.

no header for this one, since it's pretty much just a feeling i have

once again, this is sort of a crossover dr between slow horses and kingsman

before i was part of kingsman, i worked at mi5, alongside river cartwright (before he was put in slough house)

i was one of their top agents, and seriously well respected

at this point, i only knew regulus as evan's best friend, and a pretentious rich kid

that is until, on an assignment, i was following a target, and ran into him doing the exact same thing. we were following the same person, for the same reason. it was essentially that spiderman meme of us pointing at each other (with guns unfortunately)

anyways uhh the run in was not friendly and shots were in fact fired (HE WOULDN'T TELL ME WHY TF HE WAS THERE!!!!!!!)

after this incident, i was put on leave. like Fine but WTF

i was contacted by a man called will green (agent Gawain (DEV PATEL!!!)), who said he'd seen the footage of my run in with regulus, reviewed my record at mi5, and wanted to talk

WHAT FOOTAGE?! i was bewildered, but agreed to meet (i needed a job)

anyways, this was my induction into kingsman. he nominated me as a candidate for the position of agent viviane, and i passed all the trials with flying colours

regulus (agent Tristan) was not pleased

since then (seeing as that was 2 years ago), we have been in constant competition

he wont me fr he's just way too petty to admit it

to be fair, i still spite him for fucking up my career in the service, so. we're even

i lowkey just came up with all that kingsman lore on the spot, but yeah! if there's one thing i'm gonna do, it's make sure that i get my rivals to lovers!

ok. i think that's it. i'm running on 4.5 hours of sleep, but one thing is for certain: I LOVE REGULUS BLACK!!! they don't call me ih3artreggie for nothing!

ok good night, happy new years, and happy shifting everyone! until next time... Xx ❤︎